Baking a loaf

The need to take a shit.

C'mon, let's go.

Give me five. I need the bog. I'm really baking a loaf right now.

by Shuaman February 01, 2021

Donut Loaf

Baked shit in a roll, with dried cum on it.

Jennifer-"I hate that kid."
Jessica-"Give him a donut loaf"
Jennifer" I sure will"

by Mikemike43 May 21, 2010

cash loaf

(n.) A stack or roll of paper money, usually used to flaunt one's wealth. While a cash loaf can consist of any number of any denomination of bills, twenty or more $20 USD bills are most often used.

Look, that guy's flashing his cash loaf again.

by Hnery Derpington III December 03, 2017

Spon Loaf

Slang term for sponge like textured deserts.

After the buffet stopped serving dinner. Oprah Winfrey could harldy wait until they brought out the coffee and Spon Loaf.

by Frank Pappalardo January 30, 2009

Mow-Loaf

When your cat is curled up and you can't see any of their legs.
A loaf of mow.

Also see Bow-Loaf Bow & Mow

"Oh dear god! That cat is missing all it's apendages!"

"Relax, it's just being a mow-loaf."

by Samismilexx October 30, 2007

Unfold the Loaf

Unfold the Loaf, verb, means to pull out your penis.

Source: I am Rapaport, Stereo Podcast #132, Michael Rapaport

Hey baby, you are so fine, let me unfold the loaf.

by TMAdam February 27, 2016

hollywood loaf

The act of stimulating the penis in an effort to make it look as large as possible while still mostly flaccid, likely in anticipation of showing it off.

Dude, Gina wanted to skinny dip last night. Me being a grower and not a shower, you know damn well I gave myself a hollywood loaf before I got naked.

by xxHOTTKARLxx December 13, 2016