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lesbian bed death

(n.) When sexual relations between a lesbian couple have virtually ceased, yet the companionship remains.
They've been together for a while; adopted two girls from China - lesbian bed death doesn't surprise me.
by ShortHairLvr September 2, 2005
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Lesbianism

A religion practiced globally that is based around homosexual women who worship a god they call Hayley Kiyoko
Katie: You know, Lidia had been listening to a lot of Hayley Kiyoko lately, I think she does lesbianism.
Lauren: No way, really?
by Weenorboi69 October 28, 2019
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mspec lesbian

mspec = multisexual spectrum: "attracted to multiple genders". e.g. bisexual, pansexual, etc.

an mspec lesbian is someone who is mspec AND feels their sapphic attraction is especially important, enough that the term 'lesbian' feels right alongside another term.
it's arguably similar to the term 'sapphic', covering wlw who are also attracted to other genders.

'mspec lesbian' does NOT BY DEFAULT mean "lesbian who is attracted to men", as mspec identities can encompass attraction to any combination of gender identities, which may or may not include men.

it's a simple way of expressing being mspec while also focusing on the sapphic part of one's identity.
"I'm an mspec lesbian! I'm a bisexual girl who likes girls and enbies, but the lesbian part of my identity is very important to me. So, that's why I call myself a bi lesbian."
by iinroneiid November 29, 2022
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sword lesbian

A femme lesbian whose choice of weapon would be a sword
Girl 1: Wow look at her she’s giving sword lesbian vibes
Girl 2: Yeah I want her to stab me
by Frogdyke April 13, 2022
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Lesbian Porn Paradox

Try this scenario: Girl 1 is born at 1:30 am in Paris, France on January 2nd. So on every document her birthday is listed as January 2nd.
Exactly one minute later, Girl 2 is born in Boston. In Boston it is 6:31 pm on January 1st. So Girl 2's documents all list her as being born on January 1st, while Girl 1 is listed as born on January 2nd, even though she (1) is older.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 meet up in Los Angeles on January 1st and decide to make a lesbian porn the minute they are both 18. So on January 1st at 3:32 Pm West Coast Time (6:32 PM Boston Time, 1:32 am Paris Time) the cameras start rolling and they get to some hot lesbian action.
Since they are in California, where it is the evening of January 1st, Girl 1 is considered 17, since her documents list her birthday as January 2nd (Though she is exactly 18 years and 2 minutes old). Girl 2 is considered 18, since her documents list her as being born on January 1st.
If the girls make 3 copies of this tape and hand the first copy to Friend A in LA, mail the 2nd copy to Friend B in Boston, and e-mail 3rd copy to Friend C in Paris. Are any of these copies not child porn?
Here about that Lesbian Porn Paradox? Not sure if it was really child porn.
by theotherneuguy September 20, 2010
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Lesbian

A girl that is told by many men "All you need is a real man." and "Who's the man in the relashionship?"
The lesbians were confronted by a man at a bar.
by bred_boy May 8, 2020
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The Lesbian Bondage Fiasco!

An indie band formed in Owen Sound, Ontario, Canada. Members include Kurtis White (drums/vocals), Cody Zevenbergen (guitar/harmonica/vocals), Steve Seguin (vocals/bastard tea jug filled with rocks/guitar) and Nathan Krulicki (vocals). Their music can be found on their facebook fan page. They were founded after Cody viewed an episode of the daily show in which Jon Stuart told him that he'd be very disappointed if the band was not formed. They believe in mothers as classy ladies and grandmothers as whores.
Have you heard The Lesbian Bondage Fiasco!'s new song, Thanksgiving Fiasco! ? It's so good!
by TheLesbianBondageFiasco December 18, 2010
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