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sparkling personality

He could hardly contain himself, thanks to her sparkling personality.
by Yermomsbox October 22, 2018
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Microsoft Personality

A personality prevalent amongst employees of The Microsoft Corporation. Typically people who have alienated themselves from their friends and family.

The only have meaningful personal relationships with various project managers over Outlook 2004.
"I'm not going to go to my own mother's funeral because she had such a Microsoft Personality."

"I only let him get to 2nd base with me because he was only a Orange Badge."
by Donald Johnson August 26, 2007
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addictive personality shift syndrome

those who replace one addictive, excessive behavior with another
shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!

dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!

mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
by michael foolsley May 24, 2011
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facebook personality

The personality a person adopts for their Facebook profile, which may or may not be how they are in person.
Man that guy is annoying! All he does is bash Obama and talk about politics.

Oh, that's just his Facebook personality. He is totally fun to party with.
by LisaGsuperfly December 2, 2013
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Media Personality

“I’m a media personality, are u gonna ignore the fact that I have a big boooooty?”
by Thot Penetrator April 24, 2019
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The Cardigan Wearer's Personality

The personality that accompanies someone of the male sex who can "pull off" wearing a cardigan of any sort.
The Cardigan Wearer's Personality consists of but is not limited to all of the following:
-Plays some sort of an Instrument
-Wears fitted or skinny jeans
-interested in non-profit organizations
-fohawk.
-not embarrassed to rock a satchel.
-says "mer" on a frequent basis.
-Can sing really high.
by razzapplemelon February 20, 2011
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you can’t fuck her personality

A thing you say to your homie when he is dating a flat bitch.
Steve: I’m going out with Tara tonight
Me: bro you can’t fuck her personality
by TheFuck69 March 16, 2018
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