Legard

A closet tetris addict and Veggietales watcher. Usually borderline emo.

Tom: You see that chick wearing all black? She looks like an emo kid who would pwn me at tetris.

Jake: Is that a Veggietales watch? I think she's a legard...

by The sexy vampire January 13, 2010

wisconsin leopard monkey

found only around devils lake wisconsin the wisconsin leopard monkey is similar to the squirrel but red in color the leopard monkey also sounds similar most mistake it as a red squirrel

no examples the wisconsin leopard monkey has never been photographed

by professor johnson dr. June 26, 2010

Leotard

A retarded dude named Leo.

Leo, take off the football helmet, put your pants back on, stop trying to hump the throw pillows, and quit acting like a Leotard.

by Leo's Friend March 16, 2005

leonarding

Confirming plans only to then bail out last minute or go completely missing with a suspect/weak/epic excuse.

Also to pull a 'leonard'

"Where's Nick? He seemed so up for it and has been banging on for weeks that he was 100% going to be here but he's not here."
"Ah, he's probably leonarding / pulling a leonard"

by seanshouse November 7, 2013

Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.

Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.

by yungcleen May 11, 2018

The Leonard Affect

When one has a strong affection/liking to someone and will make minuscule attempts to pursue said person. When the subject is faced with minor discouragement/realization that effort or time is required to obtain said person, subject will give up and move on, repeating the process.

Dood is The Leonard Affect contagious? Because I don't feel like giving up on love yet.

by Dontsayfuckinmycar November 19, 2016

Leotard

A guy, usually named Lee, Leo. etc, that gets so sloppy drunk, he’ll walk right up to you at the bar and take a swig from your drink. He gets beer goggles for himself, thinks he’s hot shit all the sudden. Sometimes, when passed out, or not, the boys can get a tutu on the tard. Watch out ladies, he’s had every ho in town. Pretty sure he’s got the herp.

Oh great guys, Leotard walked in, watch your drinks. Dude, no worries, I have the tutu in my ride.

by Msjames44 February 3, 2019