Left Lane Camper

Either a complete and self absorbed asshole, or an ignorant moron who thinks that all lanes on a freeway should be going the speed limit, either intentionally or unintentionally not realizing that there is a "passing" lane, a "cruising" lane, or depending on how many lanes there are, a "slow" or "truck" lane. The left lane camper normally drivers a P.O.S. car and is either bad at driving, or wants to piss off other drivers for absolutely no reason. Left lane campers who are the absolute worst are those who pace the speed of the car(s) to the right of them, preventing anyone from passing any other cars. Many left lane campers also speed up once they finally pass a car to their right, trying to stop the people behind them from passing them. They are truly the worst drivers and people on the road, and they should all not be able to drive.

Tim; Wow John, that asshole in that Camry is pacing that other car in the right lane
John: Yeah, they're being a left lane camper a-hole. Tim, call the police. It's illegal to cruise and pace other cars in the passing lane.
Tim: Roger that, John.

by ThatObservantOne1 March 6, 2018

Left Bench

An athlete that does not get playing time and when someone asks them what position they play they jokingly say "Left Bench" because left is a common position title.

"Yo Tom what position do you play?" " Oh I play 2nd string left bench."

by football scrub March 12, 2018

other left

Said when someone attempts to do something related to their right side when you have just told them to do it with their left side. Sometimes mildly condescneding.

"You've got some food on the left side of your face. No, your other left"

by cyphern September 24, 2006

sanrio leftist

A e-girl pretending to be a leftist, when in reality she is just a radical liberal and doesn’t truly know what socialism is.

E-Girl: “Billionaires deserve to die,except black transwomen billionaires”
Normal Leftist:”you’re such a sanrio leftist”

by Juche_Gang October 1, 2020

The Left

a group of people who want to take away your penis

Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!

by anonym0u$e November 27, 2022

The Left Can't Meme

the general fact that left wing people (under whom feminists, communists, the majority of media outlets, etc..) take themselves to serious to be able to make funny jokes.

this is painfully obvious in, for example, BuzzFeed's "23 Real AF Jokes That Will Make All Feminists Laugh"

this term is used by people who are politically not on the verry left side of things, mostly edgelords, and other alt-right hangarounds

>> dude, why is every tv program so boring?
<< all the media is owned by a leftist clique, and you know that the left can't meme

>> yo, heve you seen that page with left wing memes
<< yeah, unfunny AF
>> uhu, the left cant meme

by ëmbryö July 18, 2017

dress left

Applies to men only. To dress left means to put one's penis down the left pantleg when dressing. You can dress left, dress right, or have a really small penis.

"I decided to dress left for the first time today, and it's a whole new world!"

by scapermoya December 16, 2008