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Lawn Mower

Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you
"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"
by Harold Oscar March 3, 2018
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lawn mowed

when someone performs the helicopter in a horizontal position using their ding dong to slap their partner in the face.
guy: after I shower im going to lawn mowed you so hard

girl: omg yes
by SwimmerDude3 October 28, 2020
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lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015
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Lawn Dart

Term used among Motocross racers and is when you crash and you get ejected landing head first, usually jamming your neck up pretty good.
*while trying to crank dirt bike after crash*
Rider 1: You ok man ? I saw you lawn dart on tha triple
Rider 2: Yeah I'm good ,how'd it look?
Rider1: Brutal
by brandNV August 7, 2017
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Lawn dart

When a woman lays on the edge of the bed and a man starts at the end of the hall, and gets a running head start, and as soon as he hits the bedroom doorway he jumps and arches his back while grabbing his ankles and sticks it in and finishes in one foul swoop. It is required to promptly roll over and smoke a cigarette.
The wife let me lawn dart her last night, I think I dislocated my hip.
by The lawn dart man February 22, 2019
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Front lawn

To inform an individual behaving in a manner not pleasing to you that you with take them outside and beat the shit out of them.
“If you don’t knock it off I’m taking you to the front lawn”
“Look you!” “Front lawn”
by Tacosdorados July 1, 2019
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Oak Lawn

A place where a bunch of kids who are not really from Chicago call home. Most of the kids who go to Oak Lawn high school are either Arab or are just complete douches who don't know how to drink. Most parties consist of people just sitting around and talking about shit that will mean nothing after high school.

The girls are hot, but are uptight and don't know how to party. For some reason they are all random sluts. Some Oak Lawn terms include, shaking up with Randy's, cheesin mad, and getting wacked. The kids seems cool at first, but then you usually find out they're just annoying as all hell.

The only cool kids to find in Oak Lawn are the ones who went to Catholic Southside schools such as St. Rita, Br. Rice, or St. Laurence.

Basically going to Oak Lawn will just totally piss you off, unless you're just trying to go chill with a bunch of kids and gossip or talk about your biceps.
Oak Lawn kid one: Dude I went to this party in Midway this weekend and shook up with soooo many Randy's.

OL kid two: Shit you must have been waked bro
OL kid three: Anyone trying to go to Biami tomorrow?
by Mike fam October 14, 2016
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