Laderius

A handsome , respectful family favorite( amazing in bed ) - not likely to fall in love fast usually heartless Best match :March babies

I heard that laderius has a new girlfriend- shes probably a march baby

by Dad dee August 18, 2019

Lagger

A user on an MMORPG or RTS game that causes high/low latency issues, also causes lag or dies three seconds into playing.

Often misused as a name for a server or website that causes you lag.

(Reference commonly used)
Bud1: That lagger's going to crash so soon!
Bud2: Yeah, he's not at the right latency setting!

(Starcraft referencing
Alias1: Our game is going too slow! Ban the lagger!
Alias2: Fucking hell, *Saves game as "WHO THE FUCK IS THE LAGGER!?".

by Spaztik-Plaztik June 12, 2007

Lages

1.Lages, formerly Lajens, is a Brazilian town located in the central part of the state of Santa Catarina, in the region known in Portuguese as "Planalto Serrano".

2.The last name of many Brazilian Families

I went to that town in Brazil, you know Lages.

by Amy Marie Williams May 4, 2009

anal laceration

A wound witch normally appears when having hard anal sex. Wounds may vary in size and pain depending on the size of the cock and the intensity of the fucking.

John gave me huge anal lacerations from his huge fucking cock

by sup3rfl@m3 h0t w33lz m@zt3r January 4, 2010

lagger

A sanctimonious driver who leaves hundreds of feet between himself and the guy in front of him while driving in heavy highway traffic. Laggers think they are saving energy and being safe drivers but actually they induce people behind them to change lanes to get around them thereby increasing the likelihood of accidents, never mind all the stress and aggrivation they cause. They are too stupid to see that if everyone drove like them, there would be no room on the highways during rush hour.

Passenger: "Why are you driving so slow?" Driver: "Because of this fucking lagger in front of me. Just give me a second to get around him. Christ, I hate those assholes".

by doog revird April 2, 2010

Lagger

Someone who can't, or chooses not to, keep up with the walking pace of the rest of the group, and trails behind. Followed by the phrase "who's the lagger?" to taunt said lagger.

Natalie was mincing around behind the rest of the group daydreaming and keeping everyone in front waiting for her. "Who's the lagger?" they shouted. She was.

by Buchinski December 18, 2008

lagerchino

1. The massive head of foam when an incompetent bar-person pours a pint of lager.

2. Male ejaculate after a night on the piss

1. Jesus love, you wanna sprinkle some chocolate on that lagerchino while you're at it?

2. Sophie thought she could taste last night's Kronenburg in Simon's lagerchino.

by Kyza October 23, 2005