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anus licking loser 

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.
John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle 

very ugly person normally used for females
look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

cock licking

Sexual variation of cocksucking in where the cock is licked to orgasm. Usually carried out in the following manner when performing oral sex on the male: That the cock(head, shaft and even testicles) is licked by the tongue of the person performing the oral sex act. At no time is the cock actually taken into the mouth. Licking of the cock continues until the subject has an orgasm.
Janet is a cock licking bitch; she has never sucked a cock.

I'll give you the best cock licking you have ever had.

cock licking by Renown February 25, 2008

Lacing a fatty 

My main man Dave said, "I'll be
late to the party cause I'm lacing a fatty this afternoon".

Licking My Shorts 

Said when you gotta dump real bad and there's no where to go and the turd is just about out the ass and its touchin the underpants.
Dude, I got somethin licking my shorts, gotta go.
prairie dogging
Licking My Shorts by poopman9615 October 19, 2010

Push-licking

Push-licking is when someone randomly pushes or shoves another person, and will then either lick or spit on that person to insult him.
"Who was that chick that you were push-licking over there?"
"Relax, tbe chick you saw me push and spit on was my sister."