London

Home of street robbery, ineffective policing, knife crime, a few decent tourist attractions and bad weather. Come to London, by all means, but make sure you don't leave the safety of Southbank or the City, or your Mobile Phones, Ipods, Currency, Passports, Travellers Cheques and Credit Cards will be stolen. Then you will be stabbed, the Ambulance will take half an hour to get their and the police won't even care. Noteable places to avoid: Islington(yes...the whole of it), Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Peckham, Brixton, Bermondsey.

*Walks into any of the aforementioned areas in London*
*gets mugged, stabbed to death*

by HenvY June 30, 2006

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london

The Capital City of Europe.

Highly populated City, and probably the most cosmopolitan easily-accesible City in the world.

Jim: Hey! Let's go to London!
Ted: Okay!

by NYC-4-LIFE July 22, 2005

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london britches

When your pants keep falling down and won't stay up. Comes from a children's game where they say "london bridge is falling down." Britches is southern slang for pants. Mix them together and you get london britches.

man, i should have worn a belt - i'm getting London britches

by we'regannabattlethisyear October 25, 2006

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London Ontario

London Ontario is in Canada. It is a large city with a large population. It is very boring because there is nothing fun to do unless you are super rich and have lots of money. London is becoming overrun with emos and scene kids. :( There are also lots of hobos here. Crazy hobos.

Man, I cannot wait for London Ontario to be attacked by zombies...

by I am the Devil October 18, 2008

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