tous les jours

tous les jours is French for "every day"

I jack off tous les jours!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

lazy les

Jerking off in the shower, and then getting caught by your wife or girlfriend.

"You wouldn't believe it but i was in the shower having a "lazy les" this morning and got busted by my wifey."

by Protector of the SW cadets August 12, 2014

Who-les

When Doctor Who writers fuck up, And leave a gaping big whole in the story

Charlie: Steven Moffat just gives Zero Fucks about continuity

Phoebe: He just digs so many Who-les

by Tormund Thunderfist June 1, 2013

The Les show

A Short amateur TV show created by 4 high school kids in their spare time. The show was a series of short 15 minute episodes made up of short skits

Staring:
Les
Matt
Ben
Alex

"Its the Les Show!"
"ACE OF SPADES!"
"No man can consume that much pasta alown"
"Im shootn' a rino"

by Matthias_quickblade August 30, 2008

grandcamp les baines

the site of D-day or the allied invasion in europe on june 16 1945

last summer, i went to grandcamp les baines to surf.

by jack towillegewer April 26, 2009

Mid-les crisis

The lesbian equivalent of a Midlife Crises. In some cases this can be a femme suddenly deciding to explore their butch side several years too late into a relationship, or vice versa. In nearly all cases it usually involves one half of a couple suddenly deciding to radically change their style and chase after way younger (probably teenaged) girls.

Can be initiated by a "Lesbian Dragon" and will often later be the cause of "FLD".

Everyone agreed that things seemed to be going well between Jaclyn and Lou', then Jaclyn one day started wearing waistcoats and hitting on confused schoolgirls. Her mid-les crisis pretty much killed the relationship overnight.

by bamfstatic January 12, 2011

my les

It means your lesbian or a fun nickname for your friend myles

What up my les!

by Mad mads November 3, 2019