Kris

stupid (also cute)

Kris is stupid!

by Cyapie March 24, 2024

Kris

Kris is the best person to ever exist. They are so funny and caring and loving and god I love them so much. If you meet a kris, keep them forever please they are the best thing to ever happen to me. Theyre always there for you snd theyre super funny and theyre sweet and

I LOVE KRIS HOLY SHIT!

by WolfieTheWeeb November 24, 2021

Kris

(verb)
To suck someone off/give a blowjob.

Kris kris'd Sirius. Sirius enjoyed it very much.

by bucketcom December 20, 2023

kri

a very beautiful person with a kind heart.

"Yeah I love kri. She is amazing"

by moonbow.com September 8, 2021

A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.

Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.

by kristosticky December 16, 2024

Kris Get The Banana

Potassium

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Kris Get The Banana"
Kris: *actually gets the banana*
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Potassium"

by 7568ino January 1, 2024

Kris

Some christian dude that is obsessed with Jesus and christianity,
He is a huge nuisance to his workers, basically, He is a complete idiot, especially to non-christian People.

Hey Bob, Have You Heard Of Kris?
Yes, He is A Dumb Bitch!

by Rursus October 25, 2019