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kitty guillotine

When you have a screen door without a screen, you open the sliding window and attempt to secure it open. This is used if you don't yet have a cat door and want to let your cats in and out freely.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.
A storm door, with no screen and the window open can be refered to as a kitty guillotine
kitty guillotine by Willow n Pusse September 11, 2010

Kitty Lock 

Being kitty locked is when you are wanting to get up, but your cat is on your lap and you don't want to get up because it would disturb the kitty.
I really want to get up, but I have a kitty on my lap. She has totally kitty locked me.
Kitty Lock by TeccaN9nja August 13, 2014

kitty chowder 

Your hands are covered in kitty chowder.
kitty chowder by Deanna December 4, 2003

Kitty channel afnan

An animator who makes piggy animations, usually involving a lot of gore and violence. Her fangirls cry about everyone who voices their opinions on disliking afnan.
Person: Hey, did you hear about that one person who made a video about disliking kitty channel afnan?

Fangirl: that is ofencive and kitty afnan channel is good animator, hater is bad at animate!!!

Kitty tickler 

A mans mustache that tickles a womans vagina during oral sex
OH HONEY! You have such a great kitty tickler!!!
Kitty tickler by Whitekong5 May 29, 2010