Kelly Kapoor

Is unable to shut up

Kelly Kapoor can you shut up for once

by IdentityTheftIsNotAJokeJim April 24, 2019

R Kelly Facewash

Pissing on someones face, weather they like it or not

This Bitch was pissin me off last night so I hooked her up with an R Kelly FaceWash!

by KlapMoneyMillionare January 27, 2008

Kelly

The most amazing person to walk the face of the earth. She is beautiful, caring, loving, almost perfect. She is the only girl i have; or ever will love. She has made me the happiest man on earth. I love my Kelly. <3

"Who's that?"
"Kelly"
Who?"
"The love of my life"

by Sunshine+Daisy=<3 August 23, 2011

Kelly

Kelly (pronounced /ˈkɛli/) is an Irish origin given name and surname. It's been adapted to mean "Brave Warrior" in many English language armies (for example, the Irish Army, British Army, and Australian Army). Kelly is the second most common family name in Ireland (after Murphy).Originally an Anglicised form of the ancient Irish Gaelic name Ceallach, possibly meaning "bright-headed", "strife", or "church, monastery". Also adapted to mean a Man of great Integrity, Courage, Intelligence as well as Creativity. Kelly(s) are thought to be Great friends, both loyal and reliable, and the best companions in both romantic and platonic relationships.

That dude is such a Kelly.

by Sir Reginald Lawrence Simmons February 7, 2010

Kelly

A strong individual that has natural brown hair but dyes it several colors because she thinks she doesn't look good enough to impress. She's naturally beautiful. She's got the eyes of a freaking god. She stresses out over the stupidest things because she's a person that actually cares. When she reads in physics class her voice is real soft and low. I think she could easily be a pimp if she didn't have a strong will power. She has people chasing after her like it's a game of tag. And her favorite fruit is nacho cheese. Oh and she makes out with the pillow pet I gave her. She's someone worth knowing. One of the best things that might happen to you. Boom.

Kelly moves like Jagger

by Bodybuilderyo November 28, 2011

Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

by Tank June 26, 2009

Kellyism

Kellyism is a monotheistic religion that revolves around the one true Goddess Kelly. This religion was originated from the highland regions of South Africa. Kelly the Goddess has great power and knowledge beyond any can imagine. Even though the lucky few only get to see her in this world, she is still watching everyone with her great powers. Kelly is not only kind with the favors she grants but she helps the people in need. Because of this, we Kellyists try to give back by bringing her food and other offerings. True Kellyists pray to Kelly five times a day. When we wake up, before breakfast, before lunch, before dinner, and when we go to bed. We believe that praying to her brings great luck and fortune.

Kellyism is a great religion.

by 『 』 February 13, 2015