Keeping up with the Kardashians

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018

Keemstar

An extremely cunty YouTube star that reports on the drama and news on the Internet

Hey, have you seen Keemstar call that poor man a pedo?

by RaspBerryChipmunk July 26, 2017

keep yourself safe

It means to not do anything stupid and stay safe. It is definitely not an acronym for kys.

Ben: Get out of the road you asshole!
Dean: How about you keep yourself safe!
Ben: How 'bout you keep yourself safe!

by F__D__T 24/7 December 9, 2017

Keepin' 6

1. A person who is on the 'look-out' for police or passengers when performing an illegal operation, usually standing outside.

2. A Local Ska-Punk band from missisauga, Ontario who has just released their 2007 debut studio album 'Uncensored'

Make sure to be Keepin' 6 while I go inside this guys house and pop a cap in his ass.

when you're smoking a fat blunt outside in public, always be keepin' 6 for popo's

Keepin' 6 are playing tonight in Brantford, let's skank the place up

Did you buy keepin' 6 new album? it's worth every penny.

by WhySoSerious1989 May 8, 2008

keep it under one's hat

Keep something a secret.

There are four origins of this idiom (I GUARANTEE IT):

- English archers protected their bows by putting the strings on their heads under their helmets;
- “keep it under our hat” was mentioned in 1982 in periodical "Gleanings in Bee Culture";
- President Abraham Lincoln's stove pipe hat, where he kept important papers;
- the ceremonial swordbearer of the Lord Mayor of London (can be dated to 1420), who keeps the key to the Lord Mayor’s seal of office in a special pocket in his hat.

-keep it under one's hat-

Joey: All right, what else?
Chandler: Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes…

Joey: Which we're still keeping under our hats!

by Kisa Boris July 13, 2016

Keersten

Keersten; a hot mixed girl who is thick asf and doesnt need a man to please her. She has the best personality, always laughing, but can be seen as serious.

Damn look at Keersten over there, she is so fine

by itzzz_kayy March 15, 2018

keep it stepin

to move on from something; to mind your own business; being nonchalant about a situation

she kept looking at me so I told her to keep it stepin

by ur dad's prostate April 16, 2019