Literal Kangaroo

A marsupial, from the macropodidae family, that Dave Rubin claimed to see in Australia.

Dave Rubin: "Do you know this about Australia? They've got kangaroos running in public. So you're just driving your car and a kangaroo phssew just like that."

Skyler Turden: "Is that like another racial pejorative?"

Dave Rubin: "No no, a literal kangaroo."

Skyler Turden: "Really? I need to make sure that I urban dictionary literal kangaroo, 'cus I'm not always up.. like you said you don't always follow media matters, I don't follow the neo-nazis and the alt-right, like I don't have David Duke in my timeline."

by Some Purpledude September 17, 2019

Two-Headed Kangaroo

1. An extremely unattractive girl who walks in the bar and NO ONE calls dibs on.

2. A fat ugly whore.

*In Australian Accent* " Crikey!! It's a Two-Headed Kangaroo!!"

by SloppySeconds77 May 21, 2011

Space Kangaroo

Guys who go to klamath lake after soccer practice and use the boyancy of the super blue/green algae to float them on their backs while they kick their feet to pretend they don't want other teammates to engage them in intercourse.

Bro dude, bro- the whole team went after practice yesterday! There were so many Space Kangaroo that it looked like a turbine was churning the whole lake!

by 541 June 3, 2017

bush kangaroo

A guy (or girl) who hops from bush to bush.

Watch out for him. That guy is such a bush kangaroo.

by C-note September 22, 2003

literal kangaroo

Assumed to be a racial pejorative for a specific group of people residing in Australia; it is unknown if this is truly a racial pejorative, but for citizens of the world it is better to assume it is in order not to offend anyone. This phrase was coined in a conversation between Dave Rubin and Skyler Turden.

An alternate definition: a real "literal" kangaroo

I'll have to check urban dictionary to see if literal kangaroo is a racial pejorative in some form or another because I am not caught up with all the alt-right metaphors and racial slurs.

by Mas malignement September 17, 2019

Australian Kangaroo

A sexual act that can be done to a woman by both a male or female that is executed when you are fingering your girl and she says go deeper and so you start fisting...but that's just not enough. She asks for you to go deeper so you are shoulder deep but she's just not fucking satisfied. Eventually you begin to insert your head, ultimately reverse birthing yourself. Once you are in all the way to your belly button, you will be sucked into the great black hole. At this point you can turn around in the vag to poke your head out and look at your surroundings, much like a Joey in a mother kangaroo's pouch.

Josh-"Hey Ally how are you doing"
Ally-"I'm fine, how are you"
Josh-"I'm good"
*phone rings from vaginal area*
Josh-"Woah Ally do you have a phone in your pussy?"
Jacob, Ally's boyfriend-"Nah man that was just my phone ringing, we did the Australian Kangaroo last night."

by DaddyMcCrea January 9, 2017

Dick Kangaroo

When you are wearing a pair of boxers or loose fitting underwear and your cock flops out thus making it jump out like a kangaroo

Eddie: Hey Tayler what's up?

Tayler: Bro, you definitely have a dick kangaroo going on right now.

Eddie: Ahhh, shit!

by Tayler and Eddie January 27, 2010