Kalani

Kalani is another word for a stripper. Usually the more unattractive of strippers, and overweight. They may also double as a hooker.

'That bitch is a total Kalani!'

by Morgan Thompson July 11, 2006

Kalani

After a woman blows your for at least 15 minutes, you hold them down and cum in there ear.

I'm going to Kalani your mom!

by Nixsquad November 13, 2010

kalan porter

A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also: hack hobbit muano oddiot

Kalan Porter RULES! Let's go play with My Little Pony and put on mommy's makeup!

by yoshimi April 7, 2005

Kaliana

A blonde girl with blue eyes, she is very nice, funny, and beautiful. A lot of boys can fall in love with her easily, if she likes one guy, she’ll stay with that person!

Person 1: Hey do you know Kaliana
Person 2: Yeah she’s pretty

by Fortnite_Player-236 November 21, 2018

Kashan

Kashan is a person unlucky to meet possibly not very nice and a bit sour. Not really a lot sweet about him other than his tendencies to be bossy and controlling.

{Kashan} Is a human

by Urban_Adminnns May 14, 2019

Dirty Kalyan

When a man shoves a rat up a ladys pussy and let's him run around in her for a little bit when the rat crawls out he cook, frys and eats the rat covered in pussy slime

I did a great Dirty Kalyan last night

by Sircute November 30, 2020

kalanay

the biggest dumb the earth could have ever had through all its existence.

The chap is a real kalanay.

by Abhishek Ghosh July 12, 2003