kermitsbigshlong

the best instagram account out there, gives you weed and cookies. but beware, they’ll bang you, your mum and your dad. she is also known as mommy

person 1: yo what’s that account that you told me about?

person 2: kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re amazing!

by sickestmofo July 1, 2021

kerminated

To have your job or role eliminated by a muppet.

John's been kerminated, I'll miss his sexy dancing the most!

by playslikebuttah May 11, 2017

Kermeter

Someone annoying

Tristan is a kermeter because he won’t stop talking

by Meh1345 July 21, 2019

Kermiting

The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.

Bob: How is your grandmother?

Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.

by monkeyspanker October 4, 2012

kermitation

When you want to Kermit sewer side but you can’t because you need to keep worshipping your idol kermit the frog

kermitting

kermitation, EX: i wish i could just kermitate myself

by kermitISking September 18, 2018

kermits.bigshlong

The meme page with the largest shlong in existence and is doing your mom with that shlong. They will also supply weed to you and are the sweetest person ever with EXQUISITE taste in music. They are also unnecessarily hilarious.

If your mom is a milf she's probably had seggs with kermits.bigshlong

by meme template fairy 🧚 July 1, 2021

Kermission

The act of allowing someone to do or say something despite knowing it's probably not in their best interest because"that's none of your business."

As I sat at the table sipping my lipton tea, my buddy asked me if it was okay to use my phone to call his psychotic ex-girlfriend. I briefly thought about telling him it was idiotic, but then handed him my phone and said "Here, you have my kermission." Then I continued drinking my tea without a care in the world.

by sacredwalnut December 1, 2014