Cock juggling thunder cunt

An explosive cunt of epic proportions who indulges is throwing many penis' around his/her person.

Made famous by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.

Look at that cock juggling thunder cunt over there.

Omg you a right cock juggling thunder cunt.

I smashed that cock juggling thunder cunt's back doors in.

by pissflap mcgee May 24, 2013

ball juggling thunder cunt

It is simply the greatest come back known to man. Can be used at any time, in any argument .

You sir are in fact a Ball Juggling Thunder Cunt, point blank, plain and simple, that's all there is to it.

by SrSlothsAlot July 18, 2014

Contact Juggling

The art of manipulating a man's testicles. The act should appear to be very fluid and magical, similar to Fushigi.

Mike - "Bro, I totally had some chick blow-bang me last night."

Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"

Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."

by Dracotic September 26, 2010

squid jigging

v. originally a maritime term for fishing for squid with a hand line but now universally used as a sexual euphemism.

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Howdy be there Peggy girl. Ise be going to take me and my dory out yonder beyond them rocks and do a little squid jigging just now like, see. Please yourself if you want to come.

I'll be thinking that's what she said.

by Public_ice September 1, 2011

juggling

to masturbate, code word to use on the phone so the fucking government cant understand

i am in the process of juggling

by steveometer92 May 21, 2008

Jagging

Like "sagging" your pants for that dope 2006 hypebeast look, except you sag them down to your jacket almost so that it is aligned with your jacket and not your shirt.

Can use "Jag" for other situations.

Yo that nigga was jagging hard with his Columbia rain coat son.

"Damn ya mans had the mad jag on his raw selvage denims and his long ass Supreme backpack."

by Helgen X November 27, 2009

jogging

to masterbate

1. I can't wait to go for a jog

2. I caught him in the bathroom jogging on the spot

by wordartist69 January 12, 2010