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Jude Law'd

An expression meaning "screwed over," in light of Jude Law's recent paternity claim from wannabe-model Samantha Who? Used when everything finally seems to be going right for you and then wham! your special lady friend (who was on the pill at the time, of course) gets pregnant and you get hit with a lawsuit the size of Tom Cruise's ego. Or y'know, just whenever something crap happens to you.
"Where did you park your car?"

"The Valet took care of it."

"At Burger King? Dude... you got Jude Law'd so bad."
by Laura Awesome August 5, 2009
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Jude Naza

Is a God fearing handsome boy from the eastern part of Nigeria. He has the purest of heart and wishes everyone well. Very productive and aspires to be very wealthy without limits.

Join him in achieving this with your prayers.
by Osaboy March 9, 2018
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Jude big cock

A person with a massive cock minimum 10 inches
Wow Jude’s cock is massive he must be a Jude big cock
by Jude big cock November 22, 2021
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Jude Hampton

Jude Hampton is a very very chad like male. He hits the griddy like its nobody's business. Jude also licks cracks like he smoke that loud pack. Jude is a spicy lover of all his discord kittens, he moderates discord and reddit, a man of true culture. Jude is Cheif Keefs personal foot masoos. He attends to all his foot related issues. Jude isnt afraid to get down and dirty, he will lube himself up and roll around in a vatt of semen just to see you pop a titty. If by now you dont want him, you may be diagnosed with severe retardation. Jude and his wopping five centimetres will be ready to dick you down at any chance he gets.
Wow, Jude Hampton is so cool!!!
by Hindenburgman March 29, 2022
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jude law

Actor, more often than not plays charming caddish types who turn out to be total bastards but he's just so damn pretty you love him anyway...
Check out the full sidal/backal nudity in films like Wilde, Closer etc...
by Zoecb July 19, 2005
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Jude Law

Great British actor who nails every performance down. Like Johnny Depp, he's a terrific actor who's attracting too many idiot, MTV-influenced girls who only like him only for his looks rather than talent.

His well-known movies/performances are; The Talented Mr. Ripley, Road to Perdition, Closer, eXisTenz, Cold Mountain, A.I. etc.
Jude Law is a great actor. I maybe a heterosexual male, but I ain't gonna lie, he's a handsome bastard!
by Kyle March 22, 2005
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jude connor

the amazing keyboardist for the band umbrellas, and is ridiculously good looking and has an amazing personality.
you know jude connor? he's an awesome person. go see umbrellas perform!
by arian! July 27, 2006
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