John

John will confront anyone anywhere. He has no fear. He will point blank make you see the truth of any situation. A real gentle man. Honest, loyal, faithful, devoted and dedicated he is one in a million. A john will put his lovers feelings first, sacrificing his own to make sure she is happy. A john is a ladies man because many women will be attracted to him. He is a heartbreaker, cause he will break the hearts of other women cause they cant have him cause he will forever remain faithful to the one he has chosen to give his love to. A john wont have many friends cause he is truthful and most people dont like to hear the truth having a john in your life is a gift. if you can handle what he says to you, which is truth then keep him as a friend or lover

That woman is lucky did you see john open her door now you dont see that often these days

by Mychellee frasher January 5, 2022

John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk

Hi I’m john

by Beefcake45 November 23, 2021

john

the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!

john meets ava.

john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!

john: that’s me hon

ava: ofc i will baby!

by johva December 10, 2021

John

The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.

John may not act like it, but he's great in bed!

by Yosher January 2, 2017

John

Either a white guy who's a nerd, or a black guy who's a jock. Either way, he's adorable.

Man, John is so pale, but so smart.
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Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB

by lickingcorn October 5, 2017

John

And 12 year old boy with a VERY LARGE FOREHEAD, he also likes to eat pub-subs, play video games 24/7, and watch anime and shows like “on my block”

OMG IS THAT A JOHN OVER THERE?

by Jotaro.kxjo March 26, 2020

John

The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.

A: The guy John standing there is SO cute!
B: OMG YES can I date him too?
A: nah he is mine.

by griddamtimb November 7, 2018