Pussy Jobsworth

a spineless pussy that follows the job to the letter, no questions asked.

what a fucking pussy jobsworth! jew

by sphincternator June 6, 2009

Steve Jobs

An innovator who helped invent one of the worlds largest and most wallet snatching companies of all time. Purposefully left things out of products so people would buy the next product. A business move still common in the company today. Steve also revolutionized the world. Criticized by many, he died being hated by PC and Linux lovers all over the world. Hundreds cried over his death. Many who made jokes about him stfu'd or made death jokes to have a laugh at his demise. He may have been able to rob you blind, but he innovated that market fOr many to keep the ball rolling. R.I.P.

No example, except that steve is the reason I learned how to type. I grew up around macs, and people made fun of me for it and called me apple boy. When the ipad came out, they all wanted to look at it. I finally had something they didn't. Thank you jobs. I am writing this on an ipad, so it is kind of symbolic. Steve jobs, I thank you

by the_underachiever November 29, 2012

Jobsgobbler

A person that will gobble up anything Steve Jobs & Apple puts out.

Even though the iPad is just an Ipod Touch XXL that still can't do more than one app at a time, it'll still be bought by the Jobsgobblers and worshiped like the second coming.

by Dannys Jokes February 6, 2010

Jobicide

Purposely doing something wrong at work so you can get fired instead of quitting

Cubicle Guy 1: "Did you hear (Cubicle Guy 3) got laid off last week?"

Cubicle Guy 2: "Yeah, he committed Jobicide because he didn't feel like writing a two week notice."

by IAmBritishSam August 11, 2010

Jobs Knobber

Someone that idolizes Steve Jobs

or

a female under Steve Job's Desk

He has every generation of iPod ever made. He is such a Jobs Knobber

by Mystery Meat 4U October 21, 2010

Joris Bohnson

The man, the myth, Joris

The man that'll make Britain great again and kill the coronavirus

Person A: BoJo is going to stop the Corona!
Person B: Yeah! Joris Bohnson is great!

by spurscoys March 28, 2020

Jobi

Jobi is a man who is sweet, funny, and very loving. He is tall, handsome, and has medium to long hair. Jobi will always be there when you need him and he gives the best advice. He is incredibly fun to be around, but he does not like large gatherings and is much more of a homebody. If you meet a Jobi, make sure you don't cross him because he has no time for people who disrespect him. Jobi is also a basketball god, possibly the best you will ever meet. Pretty much, Jobi is the best guy out there and he's a big sweetheart. However, it is annoying how perfect he can be.

"Damn, that guy can hoop"

"He sure can, I bet he's a Jobi"

by Taijapedd April 26, 2022