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Stoner Jihad

A fictional domestic terrorist cell located in a suburb of Dallas, Texas. These fearless freedom fighters live and die by the Stoner Jihad code that is to protect and benefit from the great cannabis plant.
Lets go smoke with some of those Stoner Jihad niggahs.
by Jordan the thunder penis July 26, 2008
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Love Jihad

A term which originated in India since most muslim guys there usually have hindu girlfriends and it is believed to be a part of Muslim conquest to lure hindu girls.
"Why do these gullible hindu girls fall for the katwas ? Bro Its all part of love jihad these muslim guys are hell bent on luring hindu girls."
by ashuuu June 21, 2018
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Jihad

Jihad in Islam means "struggle" either struggle of being a good muslim i.e not drinking or having pre marital sex or jihad as in 'holy war' IF and only IF non muslims are out to murder muslims and destroy Islamic beliefs. Then it is permissable in Islam to do holy war...
A muslim country living a peaceful life and if the enemies come to disturb the Islam religion(murder, enforcing their religion and beliefs) and peace can they fight and do Jihad
by ProUdToBeAmUSLiM July 6, 2007
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Oh my jihad

Expression / Idiom
Basic exclamation to follow any given statement. It is the evolved progression of the over used expression "Oh my god". Does not bear any religious significance.
Person 1: "Hey, the pizza delivery guy says he's going to take over an hour, and I'm freakin starving man!!"
Person 2: "Oh my jihad!"
by Lady Guinevere December 31, 2007
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jihad

Arabic Translation = Holy War
somehow they get "kill americans and jews and canadians and christians and europeans and clowns and doctors and soldiers and crippled people and computer technicians and coal miners and blind people and infants/toddlers and children and pre teens and teenagers and young adults and adults and women going through metapause and old men/all senior citizens..."
Iraqi 1: Jihad!
Iraqi 2: Down with the Americans, and clowns and doctors and computer technicians...
by Ozmaster Kolbsausage March 15, 2007
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jihad

One of those insane shits, the ones that burn your ass hole upon leaving.
"Don't make me do a jihad on your face!"
by Vicster May 29, 2005
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Jihan

One who gets bit by sausage dogs
That guy just got jihaned
by Theabsolutepro December 13, 2019
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