Jaberjizzlitis

The sickness where one person can't keep anything private, or to him/her self.

Looks like john came down with jaberjizzlitis cause everyone knows what you did last night.

by Artur Dymnicki February 17, 2007

Jager Hug

The hug that follows two people doing a shot of Jagermeister followed by one or both of the drinkers vomiting the Jagermeister over the other persons shoulder

After the celebratory Jager Hug, Ann had to go home to wash Barry's vomit out of her hair.

by barrydumonde June 16, 2010

jaber

he’s a one hot mf, when you see this man you will go “damn thats a hot mf” and your pussy will instantly throb from his hot seggsy face.

jaber is daddy.
denise is jaber’s gf.

by fatwap May 25, 2021

Jager

Booze. Has a stag on the bottle because it use to be made with stag blood back in the day. Will get you wasted. Tastes like black licorice. Will get you wated. Damned expensive. Also a kick ass music tour with SLAYER! Have I mentioned it will get you wasted?

"I shouldn't have taken 8 shots of Jager in 10 minutes."
"You just blew chunks of Jager all over."
"I'm sorry I puked Jager all over your carpet. My bad homes! Holla!"

by Lindzko December 9, 2004

Jager Bomb

Stuff that will fuck you up completely. Rumored to be invented by Hitler

Damn those Jager bombs, they waged Blitzkrieg on my body & before i knew it i couldn't stand up, the battle was lost

by datguy1datguy2 July 15, 2011

Jager-Dom's

A jager Bomb but instead of using Red Bull or other energy drink substitute with Dom Perigon Champagne. Class it up!

Chewie is so freaking rich he drinks Jager-Dom's at the club

by Mike12345678 December 2, 2010

Javeria

A gorgeous girl looking to be set free. Wants to fall in love but faces difficulties. A feminist, hot, tall, breathtaking voice and very intelligent. Wants passionate sex but only with someone who can destroy her in bed and make her feel good. Is very compatible with a libra. Rebel, will find her way no matter what

That girl looks like a javeria

by anonymous November 23, 2021