He is the best person in the world and everybody likes him. He is smart, funny, great at everything, super funny, good looking, super smart and he likes to be awesome
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by IRELYN May 18, 2020
Get the Jakob mug.tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.
queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter
queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019
Get the jakob's shatter mug.coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?
by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025
Get the jakob mug.he will play with you. he makes you the happiest girl but after all he will never talk to you again after one day. he say 1000 times that he love you but at the end it only hurts. He has one girl in his live he would to everything for her it’s complicated with her and him but at the end they are always together. he can be the best person but also the worst.
celina: is this jakob
mara: oh,yes it is him.
celina: he is the love of my life
mara: also mine,but he don’t love me anymore. good luck with him!
celina: oh, thanks but i don’t know he is not the best person to me sometimes.
mara: oh,yes it is him.
celina: he is the love of my life
mara: also mine,but he don’t love me anymore. good luck with him!
celina: oh, thanks but i don’t know he is not the best person to me sometimes.
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