Jakob is a short boy and he is very funny and he wants to be a f boy. He is a nice boy in the inside but when he is around other boys, he is a complete idiot/jerk. He is a nice dude and he is in the tee hee squad. he always says tee hee. He has brown hair and SHORT. TEE HEE
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There is no way of using this in a sentence it is a name, U STUPID LIL BEE. IT DEFINES A GOOD MATE. IT CAN BE USED IN A SENTENCE AS " JAKOB, U SMALL LIL BOY COME HERE NOWWWW!!!!!"
by KKBABY111111 September 10, 2020

A guy that's into tractor's. And put's hes 2 inches in the exhaust Pipe, and call's he's tractor Berta
"What is that white stuff in my tractor's exhaust Pipe?" person 1
"I think someone pulled a jakob" person 2
"I think someone pulled a jakob" person 2
by ..?..?.. May 23, 2019

A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".
Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!
by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018

He is the best person in the world and everybody likes him. He is smart, funny, great at everything, super funny, good looking, super smart and he likes to be awesome
by George not found June 27, 2022

A beautiful boy who tries his hardest. He is kind and caring. He has so many talents, Though he often sells himself short. He is a master of video games and a little scatter brained. But he will love you to the moon and back. He also has gorgeous curls, and he likes when you play with them.
by Creatures March 22, 2023

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019

A foal thats lost in a daze and thinks tarry-bowls are a small bowl of weed, in reality he's to lost in the daze to realize a tarry-bowl is a huge bowl of weed and the reality its called a jakob-bowl
by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018
