jakob dötsch

a dude who thinks that drugs and alcohol make him smarter.He also is a DICKHEAD.

imma jakob dötsch fuck you dude

by jakob dötsch auf crack June 05, 2017

Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 21, 2023

jakob styrer

a cool/gay person in your life that has the name jakob

yo bro did you hear that jakob styrer
yeah bro

by bestwarrior 69 March 12, 2019

Jakob Taylor

Jakob is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is definitely top 7 billion when it comes to how funny he is. If you know a Jakob he is probably very tall and has great hair. Jakob is very caring and kind. He has the biggest heart of anyone you’ll ever meet. He is someone who would do anything for the people he loves. Jakob is one of a kind.

“Here for a good time not a long time” is what Jakob Taylor would say.

That Texas girl definitely loves Jakob Taylor the most.

by texasgirl April 07, 2022

Jakob Njos

Chief of Horney Police

At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”

by Imyourpapa001 November 05, 2023

jakob gould

a mf that runs jay co wit his homies. biggest meat in the area code. straight pimp that gets all the bitches

did you see jakob gould ? he’s so hot

by jay co hoe December 09, 2019

Jakob L

A beautiful boy who tries his hardest. He is kind and caring. He has so many talents, Though he often sells himself short. He is a master of video games and a little scatter brained. But he will love you to the moon and back. He also has gorgeous curls, and he likes when you play with them.

He is so Jakob L man. He's the best.

by Creatures March 22, 2023