Jake

Gay

Jake your gay and no one likes you die

by I made god my bitch November 1, 2019

Jake

Jake is a peng ting init, he has a very long shlong and a 69 pack.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.

"Oh shit that peng unit over there must be called Jake".

by Brightonunit December 24, 2018

Jake

A obnoxious person who thinks he has friends but he doesn't

Emma: how are you today lila?
Jake: Good
Lila: she was talking to me you dick

by HelloOhohohoh January 28, 2019

Jake

A Jake is someone who is kind ٫loving and friendly .If u ever meet a Jake need sure to get to know them and they are Also really cute 🥰😍😜😘

Girl1:Wow look at him
Girl2:i know right he is so cute!😜
Jake:Make ladies how are you?

by anonymous November 29, 2020

Jake

A Jake is a nice guy. he is smart caring but mean to his enemies. They usually have dark brown curly hair and are commonly tan. they also like to watch star wars and is obsessed with making video games.

Look who it is, Jake

by sickboi85678383 September 7, 2020

Jake

The ultimate douchebag. If you meet a Jake pray he stands far far away from you. Because he smells. Jakes are commonly known for being sound-cloud rappers(aka bad). He is vile and sexist and gross. BEWARE: Jakes can often make you throw up ( i mean projectile vomit). Often has fake curls.

Person 1: Ew I hate you, Jake.

Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.

Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.

Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.

by Squeegee Beckinhime April 7, 2022

Jake

Tiny dick if try to see it you will need 90000000x magnifying glass to see it

I hate Jake penis is so small, Brady’s is nice

by Skinny duck May 11, 2018