demetrious johnson

A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.

"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017

Graceann Johnson

Is the hottest shitpost community commenter. And she deserves more recognition. Also she’s a Jade West wannabe.

Did you guys see Graceann Johnson’s comment it was funny as heck and low key based.

by RBW March 12, 2021

johnson call

The female version of booty call.

Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.

by twocrazychicks November 9, 2011

Poo Johnson

A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.

"Our bio teacher sucked, and he came to class smelling like poo. Total Poo Johnson, man."

by abacab March 13, 2010

chad johnson

One of the best wide receivers in the world. Also known as "Ocho Cinco".

Chad Johnson was fined 5,000 for wearing ocho cinco on his jersey, which is pocket money to him.

by anonymouse117 November 3, 2006

Katy Johnson

Silly harlot who fucks you then sues you. Yes, she did go to law school.

Wow, you're really acting like Katy Johnson.

by myndere November 18, 2003

Boris Johnson

The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option

I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson

by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019