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Japanese bonus track 

If you're someone like me (one who feels incomplete without having every album/EP/song from a band) these can get EXTREMELY annoying. For some reason which I don't know (I was told by a friend that it was some sort of agreement Japan had with the music industry) they always get them.
Person A: YES!! I finally have every song by DragonForce!
Person B: I think you forgot about those Japanese bonus tracks that appear on all their albums.
Person A: What?
Person B: You don't have 'Where Dragons Rule', 'Cry of the Brave' and 'E.P.M.'.
*Person B walks away*
Person A: My life is over *sniff*
*Person A pulls out a gun*

Japanese Denim 

Old School Jeans from the US Remade almost perfectly. All are handmade and hand dyed. These Jeans are of course extremely Expensive!! and there is a shop in NYC that sells them exclusively for the US. These type of jeans are also quoted in Rick Ross's lyrics for his song "All I Have In This World." Could be slang for Boss-like Jeans.
Joe: What kind of pants you wearin'?

Jim: Japanese Denim, wit money stuffed in em'!!!

Joe: oh shit Nigga!! thats Trilla
Japanese Denim by B-ReN~FrEsH October 23, 2008

Japanese Toffee 

When a woman sucks ur slender chode, then u proceed to cum on her cheeks and then shoot ur load all up in her grill while cooking dinner at the same time.
Wow i can believe we just Japanese toffee, and now we have this lovely steak to eat.
Japanese Toffee by Sick Matt December 6, 2009

Japanese Puzzle Box 

An Asian woman's vagina. Not specific to only Japanese women (only because most people can't tell the difference). This term was started by me and is used in a close circle of Milwaukee friends. Surely someday it will be more widespread. Moreover, the reason for this slang is that usually Asian-American women, especially Asian born women are very sexually uptight (but not pertaining to being a virgin) and never let men get any of that tight poontang. If you think about it, most Japanese Puzzle Boxes usually take at least 10 steps to open it. Some puzzle boxes take up to 72 steps just to get it open and you need instructions. Hence, it is very difficult.
Man this sucks, I have been out on 54 dates with my girlfriend and she still won't let me get in that Japanese Puzzle Box.

Japanese Glass Shitting Table 

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting
Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!

japanese finger cuff 

Two men having sex with one girl at the same time. More dirrectly one entering in her mouth and the other one in her gina or her anus. AJapanese finger cuff should only be proformed by people you don't care about or sluts.
#1 This chik was so hot for me and my friend so we pulled a japanese finger cuff.

#2 I walked in on this couple having sex and they asked me if I ever had a japanese finger cuff. Now I have.