The epiphany of everything that is wrong with pop-culture today. Over-priced, over-exposed, over-used, and a POS interface (iTunes). And its WAAY too expensive. Also a blatant monopoly (last time I checked those were illegal).
by A Gorilla December 03, 2006
Portable device made to annoy a larger audience. The company Apple makes you believe it's actually cool, but when you buy it, you are immediately surprised by how it sucks harder than a vacuum cleaner.
Person A: Oh... You got an iPod? I'm so sorry. Here, try my Creative ZEN.
Person B: Thanks, now I feel much better!
Person B: Thanks, now I feel much better!
by PowerCod May 31, 2008
if you don't feel like listening to
someone talk you could listen to your favorite song on your ipod
someone talk you could listen to your favorite song on your ipod
by chickencowface April 17, 2009
an escape boat used by submariners. Should be used only when the drowning person has 1 minute to live.
by Jack-Mule January 10, 2011
1. a retarded mp3 player that costs at least 2 times more than others that are just as good if not better
2. a mp3 player that can break so easily
2. a mp3 player that can break so easily
1. Idiot: I just got an ipod that holds 10,000 songs for $500! and songs only cost a dollar!
Me: i have a dell that holds 10,000 songs and i got it for $200. oh and songs are only $.20
2. i have only had my ipod for a week and its already broken
Me: i have a dell that holds 10,000 songs and i got it for $200. oh and songs are only $.20
2. i have only had my ipod for a week and its already broken
by Katestercat September 22, 2007
The premier mp3 player.
Apparently people have a problem with that.
The most common problem? Too expensive.
Is that REALLY the case?
No, the nay-sayers are CHEAP. Yes CHEAP.
A ford fiesta drives around town just like a Mercedes-Benz G500.
But we all know the difference.
An ipod to a iriver whatever is the same thing.
Not everyone is CHEAP and unable to afford an ipod.
For a country built on majority rule, some people sure do complain alot.
it's not the world's best-selling mp3 player for no reason.
Some people don't care to watch a full-fledged movie on a screen the size of a babies hand nor buy a mp3 player to listen to the radio (c'mon now, don't be nit-pickey.)
Just calmly think about it to yourself and chiefly, stop being so damn CHEAP.
broke ass motherfuckahs... i'm ballin' bitches! i even got diamonds all around my shit. Suck on these muthafuckahs!!
Apparently people have a problem with that.
The most common problem? Too expensive.
Is that REALLY the case?
No, the nay-sayers are CHEAP. Yes CHEAP.
A ford fiesta drives around town just like a Mercedes-Benz G500.
But we all know the difference.
An ipod to a iriver whatever is the same thing.
Not everyone is CHEAP and unable to afford an ipod.
For a country built on majority rule, some people sure do complain alot.
it's not the world's best-selling mp3 player for no reason.
Some people don't care to watch a full-fledged movie on a screen the size of a babies hand nor buy a mp3 player to listen to the radio (c'mon now, don't be nit-pickey.)
Just calmly think about it to yourself and chiefly, stop being so damn CHEAP.
broke ass motherfuckahs... i'm ballin' bitches! i even got diamonds all around my shit. Suck on these muthafuckahs!!
Anti-Ipod Guy: you got an ipod? How stupid of you, my mp3 player is half the price and does all the same things. Even has a internet radio.
Pro-Ipod Guy: That's nice...
same as saying...
Anti-Ipod Guy: You got a BMW M3? How stupid of you. My Ford Focus has four wheels and front-mounted engine and costs a fraction of your car. Even has FM radio.
Pro-Ipod Guy: That's nice...
Pro-Ipod Guy: That's nice...
same as saying...
Anti-Ipod Guy: You got a BMW M3? How stupid of you. My Ford Focus has four wheels and front-mounted engine and costs a fraction of your car. Even has FM radio.
Pro-Ipod Guy: That's nice...
by The Grey John October 24, 2007
An mp3 player as good as every other freakin player around, except doesnt have color screen, and cost 2X as much, and cost 2X as much to get songs for, also made by the dumbest company APPLE.<--die die
Ipod's are the best! They cost 199.99! and I can buy 10,000 songs for 10,000 dollars!- Really; I got this mp3 player for 90.99 and I can put any songs off my computer onto it for free!
by Fahida February 25, 2007