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Infatuitis

n. a disorder of the heart caused by having substantial exposure to extremely attractive individuals and their extremely attractive bodies.

Symptoms include
- an unreasonable, extravagant passion or lust for the individual whom the patient may hardly know
- overlooking imperfections in personality of the individual
- obsessive thoughts or daydreaming about the individual and their extremely attractive bodies
- the inability to concentrate the task at hand
- romantic delusions of grandeur
- an effort to 'understand' the individual
- fb stalking of the individual

and a general loss of overall dignity and integrity.

The disorder may last from a few weeks to even a few months depending on the patients resistance to such deluded thoughts and the patients exposure to the individual and their extremely attractive bodies.

There is no known cure as yet.
louis: "wassup?"

anna: "oh just fb stalking my lover-to-be again."

louis: "dude you have a baaad case of infatuitis."
by SU DOE NIM March 24, 2011
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Saint Ignatius College Prep

This is a high school in San Francisco for rich, preppy pieces of shit who think they are superior to other people because they happen to be trust fund babies with sticks up their asses. They like to pay recruits a lot of money to go to their sorry ass school so that the sports teams can win...even though its fucking high school. With an enrollment of 1,400, there are curiously few minorities...namely blacks. That could be due to the fact that they are ignorant racist bastards...but is probably because no one wants to go to their sorry ass school. The school, located in the Sunset district in wonderful San Francisco, contains a large amount of suburb kids who should keep their annoying, rich-ass, snobby, and shithead asses at home.

There is a rather intense rivalry with a school across the city named Sacred Heart Cathedral Prep. A far superior school in terms of students and faculty, SHCP is very diverse, noticing that not only whites can read. A school which actually prepares its students for life after school, SHCP knows whats important. The "people" at Saint Ignatius are so envious and fussy about it their inferiority to SHCP that they mask it and call SH names like "stupid" or "poor," actions which make they SI Pussys...I mean Wildcats...sound more like assholes if that were possible. Yes, SI has won the Bruce Mahoney trophy many years running, but little do they know that SH has been letting them win simply for the fact that they feel sorry for the poor little SI Kittens. As an added bonus, SH students could kick any pussy boy SI student any day of the week...blindfolded...with a leg missing...and even if the SI kid had a gun. SI students are just that mind numbingly weak.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
SI Student (wearing a pink polo and popped collar and aviators on cold, rainy day): I go to Saint Ignatius College Prep.
Person 1: I'm sorry.

Person in San Francisco: I don't like Saint Ignatius. It's fuckin' annoying.
Person in San Francisco's friend: No shit. Everyone knows that.
by yea thats right December 24, 2008
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