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Functional Lunatic

Part of Speech: Noun

Definition:
A person who appears to function normally in society — holds a job, pays bills, goes to brunch — but operates with a premium-grade level of madness just beneath the surface.
Not hospitalized, not diagnosed — just vibing through life with controlled chaos.

These individuals are often charming, productive, and even inspiring... until you witness them whispering to the kettle or laughing at a traffic light.

Origin:
Coined by Onala Fatoba, Lagos, Nigeria — Circa 2025.
Inspired by daily survival in urban jungles where sanity is optional but punctuality is required.
The guy gave a TED Talk on emotional intelligence and then threatened to fight his best friend over jollof rice. Functional lunatic behavior.

He journals every morning, drinks chlorophyll water, meditates… but screams at okadas like they’re the cause of his childhood trauma. Wellness enthusiast? No. Functional lunatic

He won't go looking for trouble, but he thrives on making chaos reign
by Mr O of Lagos August 1, 2025
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Function

Person 1: “Come on dawg, let’s throw a crazy function ”

Person 2: “Aight bet dawg, OMW”

Person 1: Halla dude, hurry! The gyats are OTW!

Person 2: shits Bout to get litt!
by Functionmaker May 19, 2024
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Fit form and function

Item in question fits the design, is the correct form as design and functions as needed. However may still look like shit. Good to be used in many things however products that are artistic is a no no...
This custom frame meets fit form and function. It fits the art, meets your required look and holds the art. No bob it looks like shit.
by Lethalace July 28, 2018
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Function

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!
by ICantNut October 17, 2022
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Functionable

Is that 118 year old woman even functionable?
by JoshKontos June 17, 2021
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functional programming

a shitty way to program that is infearior to imperative programmering languages like HolyC
haskell is ass because it uses functional programming
by The Holy Language Authority March 14, 2022
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single function application

A computer application that only covers a single, distinct, area of functionality with little or no integration with other processes or other applications e.g. a simple calendar application or a business application that has complex functionality, but on for a distinct business process function such as creating and approving Purchase orders, but no direct integration/inter-dependencies with others functions, such as Financial Reporting or Stock Control in external applications or where activated as part of the same application (therefore not a Single Function Application).
The point is that Single Function Applications more likely to be SaaS products as they are less likely to need customisation or additional coding specifically for an individual installation (customer) or Integration testing.
Therefore Single Function Applications may be easily developed with traditional Agile values, rather than needing a Hybrid approach (e.g. a 'Waterfall' Integration and/or Regression Test phase after development Sprints and before Shipping each Release).
I'm developing a Single Function Application which doesn't integrate with any other areas of functionality, so I won't need to do any Integration testing with other applications of other areas of functionality.
by MattJKing71 April 10, 2019
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