ill-cliterate

Someone who doesn't know how to give orgasms to a girl.

Boy: Did you reach your orgasm?
Girl: No, because you're ill-cliterate.

by Patrick Bateman's fan June 20, 2010

ill ostrich

Men who are really good at making bagels and are stingy with their money, but aren't Jewish.

Hey, fellows... I know this ill ostrich at the bagel shop who doesn't look Jewish! Theo!

by wellimmikedd December 8, 2010

What's ill

To greet someone in a gangster like fashion. But all social groups can use it. Kind of like what's up but way cooler.

Jerome: yo what's ill bruh

Anj: OMG he said what's ill he must be so cool.

Sam: what's ill girlies.

by Incognito mode January 14, 2014

ill munch

Some delicious fucking shit, typically a fast food.

"Dude that party was fucking sick, but I'm starving now. Who's up for some ill munch?"

by illmaster5000 December 30, 2009

ill bounce

The ability to jump extremely high or far, with extreme ankle strength. Absolutely necessary for triple jump.

Dylan's got dat ill bounce in his ankle when he triple jumps, where as Rusty's got no ill bounce and can't even leave the ground.

by TRN Ill Bouncer April 18, 2010

ill-bread

Sickly yeast

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread

by Woodntknow July 30, 2016

ill-error

A phrase anyone can use in order to have a legitimate sounding excuse for making a mistake at work, at home or when you return something, and you can't think of any other reason.

It also helps if your are or have been sick, thus bringing a little cred to your lame excuse. (Can be used in conjunction with it's 2nd cousin: "ill-advised".)

Woman: Wow! What were you thinking? Of course your pineapple is going to spoil if you bought it 3 weeks ago and left it on your kitchen counter. We can't give you a new one.
Man: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking properly...it's an ill-error. I didn't realize it because I've been sick and couldn't come into the store without giving everyone here my flu.
Woman: OK, go pick one out and I'll have someone ring it up at no charge.
Man: Thank You...(with a fake sneeze)

by We Were Just... January 4, 2019