Interstate of mind

Phenomena that occurs after exiting the interstate in which the driver continues to drive at high speeds (65+) through low speed zones (30-) such as neighborhoods and school crossings. Many speeding tickets are thought to be the result of this.

"Do you know how fast you were going through town?"

"75, I know....I'm still in the interstate of mind."

by dedle January 2, 2012

interstate 80

The coolest interstate, in that it manages to link the great cities of New York, Chicago and San Francisco together. At over a couple thousand miles, it's also a long ass interstate, and manages to pass through a bunch of nothingness.

Pioneers used the Oregon Trail, we use Interstate 80.

by chzammm May 2, 2014

Internest

A cocoon of blankets and other debris you gather around yourself for extended periods of time on the internet.

Julie was watching Netflix in her Internest.

by pure_laziness April 23, 2020

Happy Interstate

When the happy trail is exceedingly hairy, enough to be deemed a happy interstate.

That guy's belly hair is gnarly. It's called a happy trail - No, it's called a happy interstate.

by TheFuzzyTravelers March 28, 2011

interesting as a wet sponge

Extremely boring.

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.

by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011

interstitial marketing

the process of coining new marketing buzzwords to fill the gaping void that has been left by the fact that "viral marketing" as a buzzword is now too cliche.

Political campaigns are now resorting to interstitial marketing to spread their message amongst young voters.

by Arunabh Das Two May 25, 2008

intrest

this should imply "the feeling of a person whose attention, concern, or curiosity is particularly engaged by something". but instead symbolizes yet another poorly executed attempt at spelling words by repeat offending misspelling folks.

Ronald G Wainwright+ has no intrest in using the spell checker because he's too busy warding off jabs at his lower than stock 181whp dyno run after all his hard work and performance upgrades.

by derek "derracuda" W January 9, 2009