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Instachub

When something is so hot that it give you a chubby (partial erection) instantly.
Seeing Jessica Alba in a 2 piece gave me an instachub!
by rMace703 May 6, 2011
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Instagame

verb/noun
The game instagrammers play in order to gain more followers/likes. Common tactics include following your prey until they follow you back and then promptly unfollowing them or using hashtags such as #follow4follow and #like4like. Another example would be asking someone to follow you and then not following them back after they have followed you.
verb:
Taras: "Hey Tim, I got Carolyn to follow me."
Tim: "Careful she doesn't instagame you. Shes a beezy."

noun:
Taras: "Tim, I lost a follower!"
Tim: "Dat Instagame doe."
by Taras M December 11, 2012
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Instagourmet

A meal whether its Ramen noodles or lobster bisq........as long as you take a pic of it with instagram it will look that much more appetizing.
"dude that mushroom soup looks gross" "nah, soon as i instagram it, it will look yummy. ya'know...instagourmet"
by joeyasyouknowit February 21, 2013
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instaflush

A tecnhique of instant, pre-wipe toilet flushing, used when a particuarly bad smell is anticipated, often in a guest's house.
I was at my bird's house last night and had to instaflush. Just couldn't risk it in the downstairs toilet
by Asthmatic Mule December 26, 2014
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Instagaymous

A homosexual who is known by the gay community around the world, on Instagram. Subject typically flaunts their physical appeal through shirtless selfies, aspirational lifestyle photos and the overtagging of every #gay #instagay #legday hashtag possible.
I think that guy is instagaymous. I almost didn't recognize him with his shirt on.
by elevatorbones February 25, 2015
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Instaho

A girl on Instagram who follows to unfollow
Man 1: man this girl just followed me, I followed her back, then she unfollowed!
Man 2: Oh you found yourself an instaho.
by Adizzle33 March 4, 2016
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INSTANT donger raise

when your donger INSANTLY raises from watching one of your KINKS.

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third
example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third
by DEEZ NUTZ 6969 June 3, 2018
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