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Inactivist

A portmanteau of "internet" and "activist" to more efficiently and accurately label and understand self-described "activists" who "spread awareness," complain about stuff or make idle demands about how things ought to be or the way they should be done online in petitions, blogs, forums, comment sections and social media, but who have no real intention, plan or ability to do or participate in anything in real life; especially those who post under pseudonyms out of fearful pretense that they are of any consequence to the powers that be against whom they believe they so fervently struggle.

The politically-minded prototype for the "social media influencer," more accurately and concisely known as "floozies."

See also: liberal (Phil Ochs)
The inactivists are posting up a storm this week, we can probably expect some sternly-worded online petitions soon.
by ozob84 January 19, 2020
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Infected Booger

An infected booger is a booger that just stays in your nostril no matter how hard you pick it, blow it or Vick’s it out of your nose hole. Spicy food won’t work, neither will breaking it. It just festers and gets... infected.
“Yo Jesse, this infected booger got me squirmin.”
by SlamminSam April 2, 2020
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Infantard

The annoying baby that won't shut up on the plane, train, movie theater, etc.
Person 1 : damn that baby is pissing me off

Person 2 : yeah, it's being a total infantard, now excuse me while I punt it out the window!
by Balltoucher the 2nd January 17, 2023
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Premature Infatuation

When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.

Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.
Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."
by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011
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erection infection

Any STD
Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.
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gut infection

A bacterial infection of the bowel,

easily treated with antibiotics, but often misdiagnosed.

It is more prevalent in elderly, sicker people, and those taking certain antibiotics and anti-reflux medication,

however it is becoming more common among fit, young people.

synonym: Clostridium difficile
some symptoms: Crippling stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea, lethargy,...
-Mom, I'm having diarrhea and stomach cramps!

I see, we must go to the doctor it must be a gut infection, told you to be careful with what you eat!
by LaaCarteronne December 10, 2013
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full infant

When a man shaves their pubes to the bare skin
Mark "how should I shave my pubes bro?"
Joe "I dont know man just dont go full infant"
by kingb.swag December 21, 2013
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