Hedge Treasure

When finding men's mags discarded in a hedge. Often thought to be like finding treasure for a teenage boy.

When retrieving my football from a hedge i spotted some prime hedge treasure to take home for a late evening browse.

by NigeMass January 9, 2016

hedged it

When you stop at the bar to fit that last quick beer in and as your done chugging it and you're walking out you "verp" some in to your own hand, but not wanting to get it on the floor you just slurp it out of your own hand.

He chugged that last beer and on the way out he "hedged it."

by azfire March 11, 2018

Hudzell

Owner of parkour on roblox likes deez

You know hudzell he owns parkour

by MonkeGod666 May 24, 2021

Trevor The Hedgehog

Trevor The Hedgehog is a Sonic OC created by internet gamer/influencer, Saltydkdan.

Background: Trevor is Sonic's brother and lover. Trevor's mother was killed by Dr.Eggman, who also killed his father, brought him back as a robot, then killed him again. These events made Trevor a devout christian.

Other facts: Trevor's mother was Cooking Mama. Trevor can play the violin using his scrotum, and his urine is green. He has full memory of his entire birth. Trevor is 3x faster than Sonic, green, and bisexual. His favorite sport is baseball.

"Emergency, Trevor The Hedgehog's toe's are out, and he is very sexy"

by bibi.doot June 29, 2021

hedgesville

Small town in eastern WV, Full of out of staters mainly from DC region who left their ghettos, or ghettos in the making, or really expensive ass smug neighborhoods to live in a cheaper housing region farther away from thier shithole upbringings.The out of staters are usually lower class pieces of shit or upper class pieces of shit. Thier is also a small population of people who moved in here from other regions of the state and country, and a small populations of natives, The natives are typical berkeley county rednecks, or wiggers, who are usually drug addicts or just plain dumbasses most of the time both, they usually do not partake in outdoorsman activities as people do in other regions of the state and arent as friendly as other native West Virginians more close to Virginians rather than West Virginians, some of the other natives are bourgeoise sell outs who made money raping farmland and building/selling houses mainly to the out of state snobs/trash. The people from other regions of the state or country are typically the more normal americans or West Virginians, mainly middle class/working class backgrounds and generally are better people than the natives and out of staters from the DC /baltimore region. Their is a minority of natives who fit into this category.

* Best description of this town

hedgesville, Hey man look at those faggot rednecks in Hedgesville foodlion parkinglot all they do is sit around in the parking lot and share thier faggot materialistic obsession of thier vehicles.

Hedgesville The new 300,000$ homes in hedgesvill are full of people that look like they just came straight from San Francisco. I wonder if they love the smell of thier own smug asses?

Hedgesville Those Hedgesville wiggers make me sick, thier as fake as fuck doll. To much BET fakeass fuckers.

by 1whiteAppalachian June 17, 2011

Vanessa Hudgens

A Filipino actress who just can't seem to grow out of childrens movies due to the marketing ploy called the "High School Musical" trilogy. Despite that she's had nude photos taken of her across the internet, there really is nothing or hers worth staring at. With no particular beauty, no particular talent, and a bitchy personality, the only thing that's keeping her a celebrity is (1) tenure from Disney, (2) her pussy, Zac Efron and her best friend, Ashley Tisdale, and (3) the media being forced to keep their eyes on her. One Disney alumni who practically is the opposite of Vanessa Hudgens is Hayden Panettiere, who actually has dedicated her life to making the world better for everyone.

Girl: Oh my god! Vanessa Hudgens is in here! Let's go meet her right away!
Boy: Hey, isn't that one of those "cool" kids from our school? Sure looks like it.
Girl: What?! But she's...uh...she's got a ton of money. Yeah!
Boy: Like the kind she finds in her underwear at clubs?
Girl: I guess your right, perhaps I can find girls hotter AND more friendly than her. It's possible.

by Smart American Male June 2, 2008

hedge monkey

Wear home made clothes or ridiculous psychadelic tie die clothes, clothes of natural materials. They tend not to wash very often, hence they look like they have just slept in a hedge, or in fact live in hedges although we all know they really live in a squat with a peace symbol painted on the front door.

Somebody who tends to live the 'hippy' way of life to the extreme, they usually have white-boy dreads & take lots of 'earthy' drugs (weed/mushrooms/psychoactive plants etc & lsd), love travelling to festivals / acid techno squat parties in their 'freedom wagons' or VW camper vans, Beetle's or 20 year old decomissioned old service vans/trucks etc. Usually vegetarians and love going on protest marches/anti war/anti fox hunting marches etc.

Can be heavily into spirituality & regularly smell of josticks or special brew / cider. Sometimes mistaken for tramps.

"Last year at Glastonbury a hedge monkey was trying to sell me a 2nd class stamp saying that it was a giant tab of acid."

by Chewitt January 16, 2004