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hermaf

(hurrr-maffff)

1. Pron;

A pronoun for a hermaphrodite.
Cuz "he" and "she" don't fit. LOL.
And cuz they bitch when you call them "it".

2. Noun;

Lameass noob who will do a double anal no reach-around; a lamer.
"I can't be a fag if I'm a hermaf, noob."
"I bet you use capz hermaf!!"
"That hermaf isnt too good at maf or science neither- lol!"
by BRIAR & GARRETT, LOLOLLOLL September 25, 2006
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Herm

noun-
herm

An insult, meaning hermaphrodite and a hermit or passive aggressive and a loser.
The hermaphrodite aspect is that this person is a pussy and a dick, or passive (pussy) and aggressive (dick). The hermit aspect is that this person never leaves their home (loser). Take the first syllable of these two words and you are left with the word herm. Herms can usually be identified by the slump in their shoulders, crust on their faces, and incredibly poor social skills. Herms are the kinds of people that will have your car towed instead of telling you that you're parking in their spot, or they will sue your for harassment before telling you that they don't like your being friendly.

verb-
herm, herming, hermed (past tense)

To actively be a herm. For example, the point in which said herm (noun) decides to file a noise compliant instead of talking things out one on one, is the point he is herming (verb) or has just hermed (past tense) upon someone. Herming can usually be identified when one chooses to take drastic measures over the simple solution.
"The guy down stairs is such a herm. Why did he call the police and say we were raising can and having a party when we were simply watching television? Even the police man was confused!"

"I have a distinct feeling that the guy downstairs is gonna be herming this weekend. He hermed and filed a noise complaint yesterday when we were just talking in the kitchen!"
by FluteletteColbyTrojan September 26, 2012
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Wow, that track star is a real hermaphlete!
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Hermaphrodon

The ancestor of the hermaphrodite. Fossils show that this dinosaur was 1000 feet tall, walked on two legs, and terrorized smaller creatures with both it's penis and vagina.
The Tyrannosaurus Rex bitched off when he heard the dreaded dick-queefs of the Hermaphrodon.
by Jack Noherpus August 17, 2010
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Hermaphrofile

A facebook profile when a pic shows one gender but the info reveals another gender, thus leaving you unsure of the actual gender of the profiler.
Dude, why did you post a pic of a girl in a bikini as your profile pic? Now you have a hermaphrofile.
by sric28 December 25, 2010
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Hermacy

brad's obsession with mass effect has turned to hermacy.
by yogi x bear July 25, 2012
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hermaphrabitch

a hermaphrabitch is a bitchy hermaphrodite, or just a barely intelligible insult meant to confuse people.
derp 1 shut up...asshat

badass 1 asshat? well you sir are a hermaphrabitch

derp 1+freinds "drool"
by eagor August 13, 2012
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