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Howard

A man who exemplifies every proud and historic archetype of the British gentleman. A hero, who, in the face of certain death, would casually caress his handlebar moustache before stoically climbing into the cockpit of his Spitfire with a tumbler of Scotch - damning Jerry for his most inconvenient timing - and proceed to deliver the jolly-most thrashing to the impending Boche in the name of Queen and Country. Gaw' Bless.
"I say, is that Jerry flying against the wind towards Trafalgar Square?!?!"
"No fear, Tarquin; Howard has slipped the surly bonds of Earth, and is dancing the skies on laughter-slivered wings, before smashing Jerry back to 1914. Two World Wars and One World Cup. Huzzah!"
by oxfordlitely February 5, 2010
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howard johnson

Hand Job. Also known as a HJ. Heard on WMMR on 8-3.
I was in a movie theater when my girlfriend moved the popcorn box and started giving me a Howard Johnson.
by P-Diddy 33 August 4, 2007
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Howard Dean

The Democratic candidate hoping to run for the White House again, and also chairman for the Democratic National Committee. He sure has the enthusiasm, if not way too much of it.
Howard Dean: Fuck John Kerry, we will defeat Condi Rice! We'll make it in 2008! AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRR!!!!!
by Your Mom December 11, 2004
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John Howard

The worst thing ever to happen to Australia. The Prime Minister from 1995 onwards.
by Dead Deer November 18, 2005
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howard beach

pretty much the better, richer, and whiter side of ozone park, queens. mostly italian people.
i still don't understand why they have a KFC in howard beach.
by LOP MARKISS October 29, 2007
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howard hughes

This expression gets its roots in the movie "The Aviator" which was a biography of the famous entrepreneur responsible for the movie Hell's Angels and a lot of other things.

There was a scene in the movie where he locked himself in a room and didn't talk to anyone for weeks. He grew a beard and began peeing in bottles and had all of his food and drinks brought to him.

It is very necessary to go without shaving for a time and let your body heal. It's also important to avoid pollutants and keep away from things or people that can harm you.

Thus, pulling a Howard Hughes is a very endearing term, which means to cleanse one's self, to stay away from others and to draw within and heal from the inside out. Take good care of yourself and pull a Howard Hughes soon.
I'm gonna pull a Howard Hughes.
by Digitotialis September 5, 2007
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Hunter Howard

The wildest man on Buffalo Creek Road. A shithole in eastern Kentucky.
“Mess with Hunter Howard or the person he loves and you’ll end up floating up puncheon creek in a body bag.”
by Thomas Dooley June 27, 2019
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