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Hocus Potus

A stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, self centered, egotistical shithead who got voted in as the President of the United States of America
Donald Trump is the 45th Hocus Potus...
by @TruffleButter00 February 13, 2017
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Homestar Runner

(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar
Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
by Steven March 2, 2004
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homeschooler

From ages 5-25 they can only make conversation with people ages +40 (aside from their own sibilings).

Females from ages 5 to their death, wears a combination of the following: Flowery table cloth like vest, long sleeved button up shirts, 9 inch zipper back-pocketless jeans (Generally a 3 inch gap between the bottom of the jeans & the top of their boots), long baggy jean-skirts with a ruffle around the bottom.

Males wear either a tucked-in all the way buttoned polo shirt or a tucked-in t-shirt with a german shepherd on it. Also wears annoyingly tight jeans or khaki dockers (all of which are tucked into their socks).
You will know within 10-seconds of an encounter with any random person if they are a homeschooler.
by Andy December 28, 2005
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Homesprung

A term one uses to address people that he/she/we/them/they/wolf-kin/it knows very well. Synonymus with the term Homie, except even on the Downlow
Frat Guy 1: Yo Gordon!

Frat Guy 2: Oh shit! waddupp homesprung!
by titterino September 11, 2016
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Homestarrunner

Homestarrunner is a guy with no arms(or invisible ones), or he can telepathicaly move stuff, which is not likely because he isnt very smart. Homestarrunner has a cousin named homsar. marzipan is his Girlfriend, pom-pom is his best friend, strongbad is his competetor, and coachZ is is random coach, and bubs is the vendor
The homestarrunner is a Terrefic athelete! Everybody! EveryBody!
by Michael/Mpd December 7, 2004
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homes

see ese, dawg, and mang.
What's goin on, homes?
by KRHimself January 22, 2004
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homespun

homespun ct. ... a street in mahwah, new jersey where many riots used to brake out... the heart of the riots included the coletta family and the walsh brothers. riots took place from 1992-2003
"Daisy was unhappy when the boys of homespun shoveled snow to say 'RIOT ON HOMESPUN' in the middle of the street"
by RIPhomespun03 May 9, 2005
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