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Home inquiry

A term for asking someone to homecoming. Like a promposal, but worse
Janice : “I have a home inquiry for you, Daniel. Will you go to homecoming with me?”

Daniel: “i would, but I’m already going with Becky Q”

Janice: “Darny darn :( I guess I’ll just stay home and watch Anderson Cooper
by Blanderson Blooper September 29, 2018
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Lucky Home Run

When guys, or girls, brag about getting a lucky home run, they ain't talking about baseball. They're usually referring to how they ran through the bases on a one night stand; First base, Second base, Third base, Fourth base, and yeah, that's right, Fifth base, baby! ;)
Guy 1: Dude, i just ran a Lucky Home Run: on the first date!
Guy 2: Sweeeet!!
by ForgeousChic101 July 24, 2011
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Boner Home

A "home" for your boner
I can't wait to go out and find a boner home
by Davendine July 6, 2017
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Reverse Home Invasion

The act of luring someone to your own house or apartment under false pretenses for a robbery or other criminal purposes.

A tactic usually used by drug dealers and prostitutes so the victim is less likely to come forward and to have better control over the situation as opposed to a regular home invasion where someone may have weapons etc.
1: Bro, i answered a craigslist ad for casual sex with this woman and when i showed up at her house 4 dudes jumped me and stole all my shit.
2: Damn bro, hit you with the reverse home invasion huh?
by zerogroup November 9, 2018
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Google Home

Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"
by HokoraYinphineMPP August 23, 2019
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Stay Home

Travel 264 miles from your home
I should stay home this weekend, in Durham 264 miles from my actual house. Travel to Durham, save lives.
by thebeatles May 23, 2020
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