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chesticles

the over sized pecks or boobs on a man that hang low enough and are flabby enough resenble testicles on a guys chest.
It was a horrible sight at basketball when we were skins and i realized everyone besides me had distgusting "chesticles".
by wisdom will January 26, 2010
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Chesticles

A set of boobs or moobs that are saggy, wrinkly, over-tanned, and hairy; resembles the appearance of a set of testicles in the chest area. Chesticles also include oddly large and hard nipples which resembles the testicles themselves inside the sack. Should be difficult to distinguish from testicles if felt in the dark.
1. The cougar emptied the club when she flashed her chesticles.

2. My odd nympho neighbor got her chesticles stuck on the flag pole during the winter.
by PorkThineHorse January 3, 2012
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Chesticles

Gee had a cracking set of chesticles
by gypsydreams82 May 9, 2019
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testiclesius

n' Spelled "testoclesius"- The second biggest fagg0t ever to grace the earth. He is only surpassed by the one known as saltybluecrackers
www.raw-one.com/forum "TestoGenius Show"
by Sean November 28, 2004
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Chesticles

Breasts that sag or hang as testicles do.
"Her bellybutton is practically between those boobs"

"I know, and she probably isn't even 40"

"Those aren't boobs, they're chesticles"
by Eggs Over Hard September 19, 2007
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Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. May 11, 2008
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eye testicles

Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles
Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun
by kkkkkkkl February 24, 2009
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