Vaders helmet

The top of a penis

John whipped out his Vaders helmet

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Helash

A virus that you get when you sleep with a girl. This girl is hated by everyone, including your room mates and their friends. She steals your parking spots and eats all your food and annyos the fuck out of everyone.

man, this ho gave me a bad case of helash, now my buddies party without me!

by frank pitawanakwat November 1, 2004

hells yells

It is an alternate way of saying hells yes, but cooler.

Court: I have to go, party in a few
Becca: Well get it in!
Court: You know I will

Becca: hells yells!

by beccalicious94 July 22, 2010

raw helmet

what is a sore/chaffed/raw penis head usually from constant rubbing against wet swim trunks

excuse me, i need lotion for my raw helmet asap

by estefan colbierto October 16, 2008

Helment

An incorrect spelling of helmet, usually by southerners or rednecks. This error arises because the pronunciation of helmet with a southern accent is indistinct on the second syllable, and because people tend to write words according to local phonetics.

Mother: Bobby, don't you go riding your bike without wearing a helment!

Bobby: Jesus Christ mom, it's HELMET. I'm 5 and I know that.

by GetItRightMorons October 22, 2011

greek helmet

During fellatio, the sac is rest on a woman's face with a testicle on each eye and the shaft rests on the nose, resembling a classic green helmet

This girl was licking my balls while my cock was on her nose & it looked like a greek gladiator helmet (greek helmet)

by DudeManBroGuyPalPartnerBuddyFriend February 5, 2007

trojan war helmet

a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet

steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her

by BMW March 30, 2003