herding cattle

A sexual euphemism by a cowboy toward any damsel

"Howdy there ma'am, would you happen to be in the mood to mosey on down to the inn and go herding cattle"

by CattleHerder123 April 3, 2017

mikki harding

The mysterious lover of the handsome Mr. Gill

-Where is 'ol Bruce tonight?
I don't know...how mysterious.
-Wait....maybe he's with (both pause and look towards the sky)...mikki

by Pancake Bunny October 31, 2004

tortoise-heading

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.

I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.

by Miejo January 19, 2010

pin heading

Typically considered the hobby of over weight bored people that want to look at the creative nature of others that take the the time to make something and post it for others to get good ideas from. In other words people who go onto pintrest with absolutely no intention of doing anything they actually see

(Woman on the phone) OMG did you see that amazing cupcake on pintrest I repined it like 20 times! (Man in the background) What the hell will you stop pin heading and get over here and make a cupcake!!!!!

by Mountain top mafia October 16, 2013

hearingaid

The act of fornicating with the hole created by a woman's ear spacer.

Man, See that bitch with the hole in her ear? I've gave her a hearingaid.

by Lindsay Forrester March 20, 2009

Tonya Harding

1. When one defecates on ice.
2. A crappy figure skater from the 1990's.

The furnace went out at my house and my son went to the bathroom and dropped a Tonya Harding in the toilet before realizing the water was frozen.

by Kmilz January 16, 2018

Herding Mentality

Pertaining to the mindset many people have, the need to be near other people (even strangers), often at the disappointment of the strangers/foreign group.

OR

How large numbers of people act in the same ways at the same times.

Parking your car in a space directly next to another, when the entire lot is empty. Also may be used effectively to describe a group's behavior when choosing a spot on an empty beach. If they lay their blanket within a few feet of you, they have demonstrated the herding mentality.

"Did you see where they just put their blanket?! It's practically on top of ours and the ENTIRE beach is empty."

"They totally have the herding mentality."

by grrrrretaa! August 10, 2009