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soft harem

A rotation of women maintained by an uncommitted man. "Soft" because the women do not typically know about each other.
Rob was tiring of the bar scene and one-night stands, so he refocussed on putting together a soft harem.
by RobPnB February 12, 2013
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Hark upon the Gale

A line from the William and Mary alma mater song. The full verse goes:

"William and Mary, loved of old,
Hark upon the gale!
Hear the thunder of our chorus,
Alma mater hail!"

The college and the students use this phrase a lot, both seriously and in jokes. It is a well-known phrase to anyone at the college.
A few freshmen in the dining hall, loudly: "William and Mary, loved of old..."
Camille: Some freshmen are singing the Alma Mater agian.
Joey: Let's join them!
Camille: Are you serious?
Literally everyone in the dining hall: HARK UPON THE GALE! HEAR THE THUNDER OF OUR CHORUS...
by naked streaker September 24, 2018
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I can't wait to meet Max & Harvey!
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HARPSICHORD

The harpsichord is used for making music, but historically, it has had other uses as well:

1. In 1723, Hungarian cellist Lazlo Pook removed a harpsichord from its' stand and used the instrument as an improptu cheese press.

2. During severe flooding in Venice, Italy, in 1756, countless lives were saved by Venetian harpsichordists, who paddled their instruments through turbulent canals and pulled people (excluding cellists) from the rising waters.

3. In 1792, Swiss musician Hans Fischer became the first person in history to slide down the Matterhorn on a harpsichord, triggering however a tragic avalanche. This engulfed a gathering of cellists assembled in a park in front of the Frau Kirche, an ancient church in the formerly lovely alpine town of Dibbleheim.

4. During the War of 1812, French troops discovered to their horror that freezing Muscovites had kept warm by burning their old harpsichords. When this was reported to the Emperor Napoleon, he made his now famous remark, "Etes diable vous parlant?"

5. When the ill-fated ship Titanic was sinking in 1912, an antique harpsichord, purchased in Europe by millionaire Benjamin Guggenheim, was thrown overboard by the ship's cellist, Roger Bricoux. This unexpectedly saved the life of noted international bon vivant and fan dancer, Hettie (Va-voom) Mackelroy, who floated upon it safely until she was able to fan herself in the direction of a larger and more buoyant Steinway grand.
harpsichord spinet cheese press Bricoux cellists
by Lichtbroeder February 4, 2010
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Prince Harry

To be born with almost infinite wealth, fame, and fortune, then expecting people to believe that you're a victim of the system.
Prince Harry had a guaranteed great life of fortune before he was even born. I don't want to hear him say the system oppressed him.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 4, 2021
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Harry Shum jr.

With his talent, his personality, and his looks, Harry Shum jr. is a real life God.
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