Happiness

"The contemplation of another's misery." - Ambrose Bierce (Author)

Happiness is not to be confused with love, which creates satisfaction for all parties, for example your spouse and yourself.

by Hermes Llecrow June 3, 2006

happiness

having sex with multiple, very hot women, while eating a Hershey bar. Mmmmmmmmmm.

"Hey Chuck, remember that time I had sex with those two asian chicks while eatin a Hershey bar.. that was awesome..."

by Chris Fay February 16, 2005

happiness

Exercising may help it.

He felt happiness again after joining cross country.

by BlueX January 8, 2007

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.

just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun

by MintyLeila July 27, 2005

happiness

the emotion that occurs when you finally come on top after a struggle in your life, usually doesn't last long.

you've never tasted true happiness if you've never had a big struggle in your life.

by k.cemp January 3, 2007

Happiness Blip

A moment of brief satisfaction in the midst of an otherwise unpleasant series of circumstances.

The lunch break that separated two 4-hour shifts of hard labour provided Doug with a happiness blip that lasted 30 minutes.

by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007

open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke

b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) um, are you virgin?

girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013