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Habermaning

Spinning right wing crimes into headlines that dramatically reduce the implications by using soft terminology and/or posing known facts as a question (e.g. is it a crime?).
Maggie was Habermaning when she wrote, “Many are awaiting Merrick Garland’s view on what’s against the law, which law enforcement and not reporters dictate.”

It is neither the AG’s nor job to define the law, regardless of this bullshit headline.
by Hot Sauce Fiend February 12, 2022
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Hagert

Slur used against heterosexuals, but often used to insult homosexuals by implying that they are straight
"I saw you with your boyfriend last night, bro. You're such a Hagert"
"kill yourself"
by I LOVE MEN!!!!!!!! August 23, 2022
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Hagert

the definition of “faggot” towards heterosexual but often used to insult homosexuals(usually to imply they’re being straight jokingly)
“Dude, i saw you yesterday sitting with all those women. Hagert.”
“No i’m not a hagert. You know i am a himbo.”
by YunjinLee August 23, 2022
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Haerinify

" Haerinify " means that the thing or someone is about to turn into Haerin from NewJeans (commonly Haerin's powerpuff girl)
" I'ma draw you haerinifed "
" no pls don't haerinify me :( "
by maewits_sande September 23, 2023
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Front-Hander

Word, list of words, phrase, equation, etc. written on the palm of your hand (front of the hand, as opposed to the back of the hand) in order to help "assist" in an upcoming test/exam. Can easily be smeared off when done to avoid accidental teacher confrontation.
Dewey: Hey, how are we supposed to know this for the test?

Rivers Cuomo: We had that written in our notes, you just have to memorize it.

Dewey: Oh, well that's gonna be a front-hander.
by \/\/33Z3R R00lz D00d March 31, 2008
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Miss Haberkorn

Miss Haberkorn (Aka: Dictator Elenor Haberkorn, Ladyfurrow, Mom, Dad, Mommy, Abbie, Abbiekorn, Aberkorn, Future Mrs. Furrow) is only THE BEST teacher at Clayton High School. A teacher by day, CELEBRITY by night, she is definitely one of her favorite students biological mothers, as well as an adopted sister. She is never mean and is NEVER EVER sarcastic. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and only threatens to prank you when you do it first. She is also very clumsy, awkward, and sometimes her voice cracks like a 12 year old boy. She is very patient and never kicks children out of her class for lunch. We are very proud of her for being proposed to by THE STORM. But tbh we don’t even know who storm is, we only know Blizzard. He used to work at DQ. Even though she doesn’t like sweet things, she does like peanut butter. We just hope that she doesn’t give her children a high five afterward or the nurse will have to call their mom. It is always known that even though she is made into memes and her car sometimes goes missing, that we all love her so much. Also, it has been requested that this quote is put in from her favorite students, “Penis.”
Miss Haberkorn, was that sarcasm?

Miss Haberkorn, I think I just sarcasmed!
by Chloechobaniii December 17, 2018
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burnie handers

When your partner slathers their hands in jalapeño juice and gives you a hand job.
Man, it was all going great until she hit me with a burnie handers.
by Mojojojo333 February 27, 2021
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