the love handler

A couples dance move recently made notorious in night clubs in which the man grinds up against the woman from behind all the while clutching her love handles tightly for balance.

I was dancing with this beautiful, chunky woman last night, so I busted out the love handler, and it was all smooth sailing from there.

by SirBlondie December 23, 2008

haneck

said to someone after something unfortunate has happend to them.

- so i'm walking past this boy that i'm into, and i fall flat on my face :$
- haneck!

by katy summer March 25, 2009

handle my business

To masterbate or play with oneself.

"I was so fucking horny, I had to handle my business."

by HotDyke August 2, 2006

3 Axe Handles Wide

Term that refers to a person with a big ass. 3 axe handles wide is measured to an axe that is turned horizontal, and timed by 3, which creates the notion of a wide ass.

Person A: Look at the size of that man!

Person B: I know, dude's ass has to be 3 Axe Handles Wide!

by BATMANCAUCASIAN June 6, 2009

HAEL 9 CLIENT

Hael9 client is a hack client client in the game Minecraft produced by the developer hael9, during the development multiple skyblock players such as egom, averagesweat and, zethrow9 were caught red-handed abusing the client which led to bans or was never caught although it is still banned many people still have the client in their heart and still claim they did not use it

"bro egom was haeling that terminal we should ban him"-non hacker

"i was false banned for hael 9 clienting"- AverageSweat

by egomstan5069 April 29, 2021

Finger handleballs

this resulted from a mispronouncation of finger handle bars, which is like a finerstache, only you get hand bars, instead of a moustache. After much debate, the group of new words (websters) decided it was a piercing that people got that involved piercing large rings through both testicles so your girlfriend/boyfriend/etc. could handle you by them.

Bob: Dude, did you hear Josh got him some Finger Handlebars?

Joe: GROSS! Wat is he, gay? those are for gays

Bob: HEY MAN! -drops pants- i have them too!

Joe: -pulls bob by his finger handleballs- you fucking faggot.

by SPECIALEDDIE October 20, 2008

turd handler

for lack of better words, one who is a complete fucking douche bag.

"Jared ate the last piece of pizza." "That guy is a fucking turd handler."

by rob metzgar January 14, 2009