One Handed Burrito

Receiving a hand job from a taco bell employee

I went to taco bell and order the one handed burrito

by JDC171 August 19, 2016

Single handed pump action yogurt chucker

Example of the penis or the love length in slang when your having a penis names battle

She couldn't wait to get me home to play with my "single handed pump action yogurt chucker

by Few good men January 17, 2017

Right-Handed Tennessee Stripper Bomb

Alcoholic beverage made from Jack Daniels tennessee whiskey, Tequila and red bull. You must take shot with your right hand.

Yo bar keep, hook me up with a right-handed tennessee stripper bomb.

by Tipsy Bartender November 19, 2018

One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.

Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.

by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019

Granny handed

Got a hand job from a gilf.

Its. Free to get granny handed at bingo.

by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021

Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022

Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move

If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind

by Squawboss June 23, 2022