Ham

A rich white person most likely from the suburbs. Usually wearing khaki pants, dress shoes, and a tucked in button up shirt. Any white person with a bowl cut can also be considered a ham. You can find a lot of hams in catholic schools.

Who’s the new kid with the bowl cut? I think he’s a ham.

by Timothy Ham December 13, 2019

ham

An adjective to describe someone who is ugly, or unattractive.

"Bro she's kinda hot tho."
"Nah she's ham bro"

by wutthenut December 15, 2019

Ham

Hating ass motherfucker

Y’all boy real life hams.

by Ya boy Nado January 1, 2020

HAM

Acronym for Home and Masturbate

Hey guys I gotta go HAM, See you tomorrow.

by Shimbao April 10, 2020

Ham

A lame, and Gullible individual who tries to do tasks that he/she is not built for.

Wow, Jarrod is thè biggest ham when it comes to anything.

by Bornontaxday May 21, 2020

Ham

A slang term for cat, specifically one who is thicc and chonky.

Person 1: look at that thicc ass ham
Person 2: thats a cat?
Person 1: nah thats a HAM.

by ThatStupidLittleDevil May 22, 2020

Ham

Being a little annoying pussy that no one likes.

Man Ham can keep his annoying swede noises to himself

by TheRandomGuyThatNoOneKnows November 4, 2020