Steamed Hams

The regionally appropriate term for "hamburgers" in Albany, New York.
Though phrased as "steamed", a steamed ham is typically grilled, and served on a platter often containing more than a quarter dozen of the aforementioned dish and various french fries.
Not to be confused with "steamed clams", a similarly phrased dish which can often be mistaken for steamed hams.

Oh, no, I said, “steamed hams.” That’s what I call hamburgers.

by McDaddy's Big Patties February 20, 2018

bleached hams

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

by TIA1776 January 19, 2013

tavern ham

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.

In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.

by Jcover June 27, 2014

PUFFIN HAM

Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.

This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.

My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.

My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.

I got my Ham Puffed last night.

by KevNoxious August 05, 2011

steamed hams

Hamburgers. An Albany, New York expression, its not to be confused with steamed clams.

"No, I said, steamed HAMS".

by Delaware Mike November 16, 2007

Jungle Ham

What my grandpa refers watermelon as.

Tyrone and Jamal like to eat jungle ham.

by radicalryno May 14, 2011

ham choi

- Vietnamese for "like to get ratchet/have fun".

- An innate characteristic for almost all ABG's/ABB's from East Side San Jose

Example A: "Damn dude, I'm dating this ABG who's hella ham choi. All she does is listen to trap music and go to Vegas on a monthly cadence. I can't keep up with her!"

by aybeee February 03, 2017