Mormon Halloween

The 24th of July is a regular day across the world, but in Utah, it’s Mormon Halloween (commonly known as Pioneer Day). It’s when Mormon individuals, bored with their own lives, dress up as Pioneers and prance around in their bonnets and aprons, (but somehow retain the right to were modern-day foot apparel). Somehow, in their dizzying euphoria, they don’t understand that they look like JACKASSES. Perhaps, just perhaps, it’s the after-effects of too many antidepressants.

Jimmy: “You coming over today Jonny?”

Jonny: “Don’t you know what today is?”

Jimmy: “No…what?”

Jonny: “It’s FUCKING Mormon Halloween.”

Jimmy: “O’Shit…there coming for us…they want 10%.”

Jonny: “Were fucking dead!”

by Morgay August 19, 2008

halloween mask

when you stretch out a girls vagina and put your head inside as to wear her as if she was a mask

my girlfriends pussy still hurts

from what my dear friend?
my penis and the halloween mask

by marshwallow June 12, 2012

halloween

Adapted from All Hallow's Eve, a slightly clever, not-so-subtle ploy by American corporations to make the youth of our country into mindless consumer whores.

person 1: Dude, I got the awesomest Halloween costume!
person 2: Kill yourself. Douche.
person 1: How'd you guess?

by Nathan Frey October 30, 2004

halloween lakmal

One who consumes an excessive amount of alcohol while having troubles with the ladies, thus leading to an emotional episode with disasterous effects; frequently ending in tears and vomit.

Dude, I shouldn't drink tonight, I don't want to be a halloween lakmal.

After Tracy dumped Johnny he got plastered and wound up being a halloween lakmal.

by captain ninja cool guy January 7, 2010

halloweening

good, old fashioned fun halloween times. doing something halloween related. no weird sexual stuff, just grab your pals and go halloweening.

the two kids decided to go halloweening because the new halloween store opened up

he hadn't halloweened in a long time and was feeling those spooky withdrawals

halloweening isn't for weenies

by pebble boy April 19, 2018

Republican Halloween

A concert featuring psychobilly, horror-punk, or any other theatrical, costume-oriented offshoots of punk where the band members and audience tend to be more conservative or right-libertarian. Could also be applied to conservative/racist goth rock, black metal, and industrial groups.

Dude, that Michale Graves concert at the suburban strip mall was like Republican Halloween.

by Josh McClarty November 26, 2010

Indian Halloween

Another phrase for Thanksgiving. It is called this because of the many Native American-inspired props that scare little non-native children. Also called this because of all the cheesy "Native American" costumes people wear for plays and other stuff.

Native 1: "Was that person really trying to dress like one of us? We don't even dress like that! We never did!"

Native 2: "Calm down redman! It's Indian Halloween!"

by Dayne White Bull November 26, 2010