Hallelujah Handjob

Where you drill a hole in the middle of your hand just like stigma on Jesus's hand and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.

I need to buy a new drill. My old one broke while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob

by mtt4411 September 8, 2019

Halle Berry

First African American actress to win a ( lead actress) Academy Award (Oscar) for her role in Monster's Ball.
Arguably the most beautiful woman in cinematic history. The complete package in terms of beauty.
She is the product of a Caucasian mother and African American Father.

Halle Berry is the most beautiful woman in the world.

by Blacklopedia January 5, 2022

Gravel hauler

Take a dump on someone's back and make them walk around on there hands and knees

hey jack I took a shit on the neighbor girls back yesterday and made her walk around on all fours like a gravel hauler

by Longdongwilly February 24, 2017

throw a Halpert

To stare off in another direction from the party you are interacting with, preferably to a third party, with a blank or mildly surprised look on your face to emphasize the ridiculousness of your conversation and/or situation with the first party.

The bridesmaid was so drunk and loud during the toast that I had to throw a Halpert to guests at another table.

After the professor stated the due date for the assignment, the undergrad asked when the assignment was due. The professor promptly threw a Halpert to the rest of the class.

by l0lwhut November 19, 2010

halfers

to go 50/50 on an investment by involving another party

hey man, do you wanna go halfers on that thai prostitute? it'd be cheaper for both of us if we did.

by ajhope May 26, 2010

Halle

a very attractive woman who is usually black

oh, look at her, she must be a Halle.

by Africa798 August 4, 2010

halpern

someone who is laid back and well known for people being able to confront with their problems

I need to talk to someone about my problems...where is a halpern when you need it?

by CHILIZZZNUM1 June 11, 2006